𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖

🌻

[TrivWorks @TrivWorks]

He only wants to defund NPR and PBS because Sesame Street had a character named “Donald Grump”

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Oh you’re 5’5”? That’s cool, although not my preference, considering I’m a bit taller
“You’re a filthy fat whore and no one will love you.”
Wow dude I just like staring into my persons eyes when looking at them but damn okay calm down little guy. 😭🤣 get over it.

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Christians love to ignore statements of their beloved Jesus. Like when he said “it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” but go off on how you’re a “Christ loving people” -& hate the poor. Hmm 🤔🙄

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Oh no! How ever you survive being with a person who *checks notes* prioritizes letting the person they live with know their schedule and anything that would affect the usage of the shared vehicle? How AWFUL it must be they want time to *looks down at notes again* plan ahead? 😱🫢

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Them: Are you mad?
Me: Oh no I think it’s TOTALLY NOT HURTFUL that you hang out with a man who admitted to raping me when I was passed out, totally cool, why would I EVER be mad.
It’s like everyone I trust gets off on hurting me. Thanks guys, I’m broken are you happy?

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Note to self: NEVER MISS ADDERALL CUT OFF TIME. Unless of course you want to be up all fucking night. I am an idiot. 😤

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

@ibrake4ants Yea, because those aren’t EMERGENCIES. Which you know what the emergency room is for. Idk I’m on her side, because those people usually get frustrated at the wait but it’s like go home take a covid test and then rest and hydrate, what’re they going to do for you honestly?

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Idk why I cry when I knew I was right the whole ass time, but something about a person being like I’m sorry I’m wrong and you’re right and valid makes me teary every damn time. I KNOW I WAS RIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCH. But thank you.

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Truly a spectacular holiday as my family (the whole black too) sits in the dark and our Christmas dinner left half cooked in the oven because @PGE4Me has left us without power and zero explanation. Thanks guys. Really wonderful.

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

What do you mean you’re glad your single and no one puts their ice cold toes on your STEAMING HOT CALVES?! let me change that for you, 😘

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Like the world is ending, SO WHY DONT THEY MAY BURRITO SALSA CONTAINERS BIGGER who caresssss?!?????!!!

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

karma will give you all the gifts she has…Or wait, maybe she did, one of you is hideous, one of you is(hopefully because you don’t deserve children) barren and the other is oof not many words there..yikes

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

More often than not, the thoughts to just get out real quick win, kinda. therapy, meds, and practice don’t work, when all you need is one thing, but apparently you’re not worthy sooo…do I just x or… idk. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

I spent my birthday alone, doing other peoples laundry. No once celebrated, no one asked me to, I got a plant and some brunch, I’m not dead so it was okay. I wish people would stop asking like it was some special day. No one cares and now I don’t either, uuugh.

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Period is all off doing what she wants…AGAIN. me wakes up: ugh she’s coming. Uterus a week and half early: HERE YOU GO BITCH. At least she won’t be here on my birthday again . And also damn I know my stupid body so well. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Me: asks my mom friends if a specific date works for my kids bday party, they 90% agree. Sends out invites 2 weeks prior: 80% oh sorry we’re out of town that day. Well wtf guys this is what I asked a month ago for. This happens so much I hate throwing parties of any kind tbh.

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

@SloaneFragment The amount of um “men?” In this thread that have no fucking idea that labia size has quite literally nothing to do with with how many dicks have entered the vagina is astounding. I’m embarrassed for y’all.

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

How am I the asshole for asking you to not be drunk at work? Please make that make sense ?!

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

When I thought men could not be anymore fucking stupid, asked partner to not leave his piss on the toilet seat. He literally tried to blame the cat. THE FUCKING CAT?!

[𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕖 @Kaighlie]

Finally opened up about a shit ton to a counselor and was immediately validated, wow the difference it made because now I don’t feel like I’m actually crazy for the feelings I have.