Keyla

In my past life I was sperm that was nutted into a tissue and never got to fertilize an egg. I cri everytiem. #twitteroftime

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

Christians on 9/27: Mormons are weird. Their beliefs are absolutely nonsense

Christians in 9/28: Mormons are Christians too. Christianity is under attack in the USA.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

@TheEarnestVoice @h81418541 @TONYxTWO @grok You said cutting their dicks off. That surgery is almost never performed on minors. And I suspect you know that's the surgery i was referring to you, but it's easier for you to move the goalposts then admit that you are mistaken about the basis of your entire personality.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

@h81418541 @TONYxTWO I'mso glad that God thought it was necessary to make these two beautiful babies live their entire lives suffering before killing one after being separated from her sister and killed the other one via massive brain infection a year later. Nature doesn't make mistakes!

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

300 years ago, the British conquered 25% of the world.

Today, the British have giant crash outs all over the internet when you tell them that there are places in the world that get hotter and more humid than the British Isles.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

I love that Anderson Cooper asked Kamala if she still grieves her mother’s death even though it's been 15 years.

Anderson asks this because the saddest part of his mom dying was that mega Vanderbilt fortune was basically gone.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

My husband's friend is coming to stay with us this week, and every time I mention that this friend is a woman, everyone's like 👀

No, we're not going be having threesomes, and I know they aren't gonna be fucking while I'm at work.

Crazy, I know. Actually trusting your husband.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

Me when World War III is trending for the 8th time this year.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

"I'm going to watch the debate, and tomorrow I'm doing 9/11." ~ Joe Biden

It's gonna be a wild day tomorrow. Holy shit, Joe.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

Fun fact: Tim Walz came into the Kwik Trip I worked at. I didn't realize it was him until later when I saw my coworkers put pictures with him on Facebook. He was wearing a red flannel shirt.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

I had a friend named Andrew. We were a day apart in age. Tody would have been his golden birthday. Sadly, he took his own life a few years ago.

For anyone who is struggling with their mental health, just know you are not alone.

Happy Golden Birthday, Andrew.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

You mean to tell me you have 7 kids and you're also against birth control. No way.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

I saw a guy with a really amazing portrait tattoo of Kurt Cobain on his arm, and I was like 😍. Then he turned, and on the other arm, he had a giant all black hatchetman tattoo. Brother, ew.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

Square Enix is definitely trolling the Final Fantasy 7 fanbase with Vincent Valentine's cryptic lines about his hialstory with Sephiroth and giving the two of them the same face model. #finalfantasy7 #youarethefather

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

I don't know why I'm a Rangers fan. I've been following for 10 years, and every time they look like they're gonna do something, they choke.

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

Mika Zibanejad got the best eyelashes in the game. Seriously, why is it always the guys with long, beautiful lashes.

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And why did they make 16 year old Princess Zelda so thicc in Breath of the Wild?

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

School administration after a blizzard when I was in school:

[Keyla @Kailuh727]

@fasc1nate hE wAs MuRdErEd. hE wAsNt SuIcIdAl.