JoyDavidson

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

Some of you never tripped yo selves taking off your own pants and it really shows

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

writing in cursive so the kids can't read - is the equivalent to spelling in front of toddlers

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

I feel like Darwin should take a good hard look at the folks still playing Pokemon Go

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

@SavannahGuthrie Your outfit today was bangin’-Loved it! Have a great weekend!

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

Seriously. Itʻs one thing when you gain weight and your pants donʻt fit. But when your shirts dont fit? Thats next level.

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

I just realized that my favorite treat growing up was vanilla Softserve with rainbow sprinkles. Didnt realize it was a metaphor for who I Would become.

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

When you are scrolling thru your feed for like an Hour- Then you accidentally tap the un-magical part of your screen that sends you back to the beginning...

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

When you google your medical symptoms - and it turns out that its actually the name of a Christian rock band,

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

When I see someone’s post that says “when you know, you know”- but I really don’t know. Shit love me that makes me feel bad. I wanna know!

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

@Innerviewq Been there dude. Be strong.

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

Watching those year end review specials. See ya 2018.

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

I just ordered something made of "Vegan Leather"...we used to call that vinyl, but whatever

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

@FrancisChoe , start following me you fuck! Love you.

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

When some MAN sends you a condescending, mainsplaining email - and ends it with...Cheers!

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

When you cut the bottom off of the bag to get to your snacks - then realize the top is where the ziplock seal is. #snackfail

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

The people at my local @Starbucks are so nice to me, and take such good care of me...I'm thinking of using them as my emergency contact from now on

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

We all HATE hospitals and doctors....so why are we so riveted to shows about hospitals and doctors? #NewAmsterdam

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

almond yogurt looks and tastes like spackle. One star.

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

Was shopping for new suede pumps online. Saw some cute ones- but the description said "for an androgynous look" - not exactly what I was going for

[JoyDavidson @KaimukiJoy]

Threw my back out hanging up the phone.