RONALDO:
- Can't dribble
- Can't score outside of 10 yards
- Dives on touching
- Banned from USA
- costs โฌ100 M
BUCKET OF KFC:
- Can't dribble
- Can't score outside of 10 yards
- Remains still on touching
- Allowed in USA
- costs โฌ12
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I had an exam in school today. When I was done with answering all the questions, I raised my hand and yelled "Liverpool"
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
When I visited England, I wanted to party and and enjoy myself in a small club.
So I asked a stranger passing by where I could find a small club.
He drove me to Manchester and showed me the Manchester United stadium. Thanks to the stranger, I had a nice time in a small club. ๐ฅ
I was in Geography class, when my teacher asked me what the smallest sea in the world was
Is it the Mediterranean Sea? ...โNo, try againโ he interjected.
Is it the Caribbean sea? โNoโ he said.
โBy far the smallest sea is CHELSEAโ he said. I was embarrassed, itโs so obvious