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[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

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[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

No more registration of your Trust Deed at Ardhi House, the law has changed.

The Trust Administration Act, 2026 has moved the administration of trusts into a new statutory framework under the Registrar of Trusts at BRS. For an incorporated Trust, you now begin by reserving the proposed name with the Registrar, followed by the incorporation application. The Trust then gets a Certificate of Incorporation and becomes a body corporate with separate legal personality.

Incorporating a Trust has become so easy with the new regime.

[fg @SilentSpecter39]

@jeanmackenzie Look for this so called Israel mobile weather station on Kenyan soil. Ask them the difficult questions about their being in Kenya and weather the Israeli government would permit a similar move by Kenyans on Israeli soil.

[Ngai Mwandoto @Ze_Ngai1]

@jeanmackenzie The Israel that never was:

Basically the botched attempt resettling jews in Kenya's Rift valley. Nut there's a twist, it's happenin silently. At a cost.

You can add the buzzwords that rile up emotion and sympathy as BBC does best. Otherwise, enjoy your stay.

[Omari Antony, HSC @antony_omari]

@jeanmackenzie The mining activities in Kenya linked to wildlife

[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

@OduorACaroline Awaiting the article, kufuata kauzi imenilemea for once.

[EssentiallySports @ES_sportsnews]

Shaq Has Officially Added a New FBI Title to His Resume… and He Went After Charles Barkley With It! 😂✍️

The NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal was named an honorary FBI Special Agent by FBI Director Kash Patel in Quantico, Virginia, recently.

And, during his speech, he made it clear that his first order of business will have nothing to do with federal investigations... 🗣️

Instead, Shaq had his friend Charles Barkley in his sights. 👀

The internet immediately ran with it, imagining Shaq actually putting his new badge to work on Chuck.

From the "most wanted list" to undercover operations, the jokes practically wrote themselves. 😭

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

Congratulations to our newest session of FBI National Academy graduates session 299 - represented by 265 law enforcement officials from around the country.

This session is historic - FBI was honored to be joined by one of the best supporters of law enforcement in the country - @Shaq - who graduated with this session and became an honorary FBI Special Agent.

It’s also the first time ever a National Academy session includes two FBI special agents - representing Pennsylvania and North Carolina - making our partnerships out in the field even stronger.

Congratulations to all - proud to serve alongside each of you. Mission first. 🇺🇸

[Abojani Investment 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @TheAbojani]

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[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

@John63681549 Mbona ilishuka? Was there someone tasting kabla iive?

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Manchester United exit the Carabao Cup to go and rest.
Anyways, good morning Fixers! 😂😂😂😂

#FixingTheNationNTV

[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

@realmadrid be like, "Now there's 2 of them that can make this strike from that position?😟"

[AFC Xtra @AFC__Xtra]

Bruno Guimaraes GOLAZOOOO 🤯 https://t.co/0R6ev6JplG

[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

@ombachi13 I first knew you as a rugby legend, but life has moved on. I wouldn't want you to bring back old versions of yourself, life moves forward. Onward to new adventures!

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

⚠️ Ebola is killing one person every 30 minutes in the DRC right now. This outbreak just became the deadliest in the country's history.

💉There are still no approved vaccines or treatments for the Bundibugyo virus even though case fatality ratio is approaching 50%

[IVY @ivymuthe]

This man is a matatu driver with two children. He wakes up early every day at 4 a.m. and goes to work. Yesterday, after finishing work, he happened to check his wife’s phone and found messages of her chatting with different men about having sex. It turns out she has been cheating with the local police officer in the area.
While the husband is out working to provide for the family, the wife goes to the police to experience horizontal engineering . Just imagine: you wake up early in the morning to hustle for your family, only to discover your wife is being used by other men.
He then told his wife he would throw her out so she could go live with those police officers. They started arguing, the wife left the house and stayed outside for a long time, then returned late at night with the police, claiming that her husband had beaten her and turning the whole thing into a case against him.
The wife has even teamed up with the landlord and some goons, so the man is now being targeted. The children are saying their father never beat their mother — that claim is a complete lie.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Record breaker. History maker.

Happy birthday, Thierry Henry 🎈

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

Arsenal's attacking full-backs >>>>>

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

📅 On this day in 1999...

Thierry Henry joined The Arsenal ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Reporting for duty 🫡

The boys are back for pre-season and ready to work 🙌

[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

Weren't it for the lone goal scored by Belgium, Spain would've won having not conceded a goal the entire tournament. #WorldCup2026

[Mwenyeji 🚸 @Kairaria]

The first EPL player to score for England in #WorldCup2026 did so in the 3rd place playoffs.