Majestic AF

I’m a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ AucklandMelbs insta:sanabooboo

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

@ilisnj Haha good luck

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

Nobody tells you about the era of your 30's when you realize that a lot of people are actually not good people and don't deserve to be around you.

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary holyyyy fk 😂😂

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

I can’t stand that trend on tt atm where skinny hoes are putting a filter on to see what they’ll look like fat. Then saying shit like better get into the gym asap 🤦🏽‍♀️ I just know without a doubt all their minge flaps smell 😂

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

@nickimanase For reaaaallll 😂

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

I’m sorry but you’ll never catch me funding a man’s life idc where his money is tied up at. Get another job my g

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

But also, I got no funds 😂

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

That man be fkn wild tho 😂 actual mental illness

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

No ones worried about me but just sounded funny 😂

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Imagine worrying about me and I’m just over here making my kids fight each just in case they get into a scarp at school 😂

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Coach wants us to do turf games Melbourne intermediate 😂 no thanks

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

@groovyfos TYRs, chucks

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Just found out a guy I’ve been fkn with has a wife. I’m so upset, and it’s not really about him but more so that again, men ain’t fkn shit g

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Randomly booked a trip for the kids and I to Bali and now I’m scared coz I’ve never travelled with them alone 😂 feel like we need a good trip together especially before I get stuck into uni

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Ummmm 👀 delusional

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

Did they give Moana lip fillers

[Majestic AF @KaiTae69]

My mate asked me what type of guys I’m into and I replied with 1%s 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[SameolDuff @TheyHateDuffy]

When I was big this one girl told me she not getting on top no more because it hurt to have her legs that wide

[😎 @okthenkefe]

Palagi’s always doing a taualuga for their husbands but does care when it comes to faalavelave 🤣