Mzalendo🐺

For grass will grow. MUFC.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Friendly reminder that no one gives a shit about the reason you didn’t make it happen.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The biggest mistake Kenyans ever made was to make Kasongo the President.

[K24TV @K24Tv]

James Orengo: If you want to go to Haiti, Haiti is here. I am used to this kind of war. Those in the state, including Raymond Omollo and Boy Akoth, have a hand in what happened to us in Kisumu today. We have evidence

[Sara | Journalist @SanaJournalist1]

Every time we upload the video and it gets deleted, we’ll just keep uploading it. 🤣👌

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Rare gift: Unbiased advice from someone who has what you want but wants nothing from you in return.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Who still doubts the involvement of Ruto in the 2007 post-election violence that landed him at the Hague?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The male instinct to smile when one is broken inside

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Bro is working like it’s his last day

[aether @bluewdrift]

Remember this: even if you go for it and it doesn't work out, you still win. you had the guts to head into the unknown and try something that scared you. this type of bravery takes you places.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ukienda kucrack joke kwa therapist ndio athani uko sawa, alafu uone ameinote down

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Quit having sex = soul back.

Make money = confidence back.

Pray = alignment back.

Workout = discipline back.

Be kind = respect back.

Your life isn’t meaningless.

Reclaim control.

[Stiles @stilesishim]

Who remembers that Dstv bought Serie A Tv rights because of this move

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Naona nyota ya Dj Gibbz Tha Daqchild imerudi. The envious Obinna invited him to perform in Vurugu 1 & 2, last week he headlined the lucrative Summertides event pale Malindi then jana ameitwa na wale cool kids wa Rhunda to feature kwa “Kejani.” Never give up in life.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“My mother died while I was in prison fighting for freedom” Raila Odinga.

Only for Oburu Odinga to endorse dictatorship that his brother went through. In fact Oburu Odinga is enjoying the sweats of his brother, he’s not a leader.

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I think i speak for everyone when i say we want a France vs England final.

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

Goons will become gangs.
Gangs will become rebel armies controlling regions of Kenya.
We should urgently remove politics from national security or else there will be no place to run.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[STF @tekinsaeko]

The CS for Interior should be an old man, preferably a retired general who has no political ambitions. That position is very critical to our security and we are seeing the effects.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Every time a team has Argentina by the throat some bullshit always happens man. Cape Verde, Egypt and now today again

I’m so tired of this shit

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

People will literally hate you for your ability to stand alone, move quietly and stay to yourself.