Kaitlin

mhm

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

26 years old and I still don’t know not to put a chocolate bar in my bag on a hot day

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

why did everyone gatekeep these horny ass mashed potato recipes until Thanksgiving ?

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

24 hours from the trade deadline and this is what you’re doing

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

all the time is a good time for lederhosen

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

@grimace @Mets 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

@FrankDaTank256 Doooooooon’t

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

Lmaoooo that’s ME

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

@FrankDaTank256 YUP

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

I got into my Uber and the driver changed the music to Shawn Mendes. He looked in the rear view mirror, smiled, and said “you like?”

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

This is how my ex talked to me

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

I WANT IT TO BE RAINING I WANT TO WEAR A LIGHT JACKET AHHHHHHHHHHHHSG

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

girl running the pool table in a Hillary 2016 shirt, also I want to kms not related

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

@lilcruella_ when she off the zaza at the ball game

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

“Kid in the Grimace suit going craaaazy”

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

Men who wear dress shoes that sound like high heels but also have tattoos give off psychopath vibes

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

@lilcruella_ Synced up baddies

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

Really interesting I choose to live in Philadelphia considering I think hot trash is one of the most repulsive smells on earth

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

They shouldn’t let women play pool

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

My boyfriend’s mom had a pet tortoise when she was a child that her sister ran over with a push lawnmower.

[Cape/Extra Record 🇰🇷🇹🇼🇺🇸 @TohsakaPsycho]

What’s the most “crazy” or “evilish” part of your family lore?

I’ll start:

A relatively close relative of mine was in the second limo with Korean dictator Chun during the Rangoon bombing.

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

“Who wants to go to the corner dive bar, drink high lifes and rip cigs???”

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

@mannequinpussy see you in fifteen minutes ����🏼

[Kaitlin @Kaitlin_ct]

Go to Mission Taqueria. Order a green juice marg. Order two. Flirt with the bartender. Play a game of shuffleboard. Tell the server you’re gluten free. Get a shot of mezcal. Get two. Take a selfie next to the UR HOT sign before you get in your Uber.