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God only does weird baby stuff

[kait @KaitlinTidwell]

I’m so happy this woman raised me

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

lady gaga ending a sexist interviewer (2009).

[kait @KaitlinTidwell]

@dnptickets Any advice on this group being a scam?? I have 2 tickets I potentially want to sell for Atlanta Friday.

[k ʚɞ @slvt4katya]

loss of my life

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Bada bing bada boom

Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room

[Yup @Lobopobia]

One of the most life changing images you can see is that diagram of how to tell if someone has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome once you see that it fundamentally changes how you see the world

[carter james @cartjams]

did katy perry hire an etsy witch

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Finally they caught the guy who broke into the bakery and ate all the pies

[kait @KaitlinTidwell]

A relief to see bc Facebook swifties were eating Cleveland up and I just…

[💌 @Iikeapattern]

would never relinquish my swiftie duties…but after 20 years sometimes you just have to say that’s nice honey and press play on state of grace.

[ْ @omgiknowyou]

You weren’t suicidal enough at 11 to understand me

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[maría ⭐️⭐️ @afcblaugrana]

taylor swift cuando estoy a punto de caer en otro pozo depresivo

[ryan 🎧 @trackfiveguy]

patient zero I’m your guncle and I’m excited for you to block choosin texas

[aub! @picturetobcrn]

.@taylorswift13 pics or it didn’t happen

[Bruno @sigabruninho]

O veterinário falando que o cachorro tava com pressão alta e meu pai respondendo que é uma coisa da nossa família

[🪲ioomf @i0lanthe_]

(me with my own disorder) wow... didn't know it got this bad ... Thought u were faking it lol

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

wait you guys are getting skinny on wellbutrin?

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a loving father to his cat

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

My favorite part of calling out sick is the anxiety of calling out sick maybe pissing someone off so now I get to feel bad physically and mentally

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Whenever I’m attracted to a man I have this overwhelming desire to consume him like bite right into him and shake my head till his arterial spray hits the ceiling and I just want to keep eating him until there’s nothing left. A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism I guess

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.