machine gun kaity

you can’t always be a good example. sometimes you just have to be a horrible warning. Gannon University Softball Alum

[machine gun kaity @KaityStocker55]

bad day to be a collegiate athlete

[Lauren Gipson @LChamberlain44]

💕💕💕💕💕💕

[Travis J Davidson @TravisSkol]

I own a sports bar. I’ve got more calls THIS MORNING asking if we’re showing softball today than I’ve got in 7 years asking if we’re showing baseball.

[Austin C. @SoberEvolution]

“Where are you from?”

“Ohio”

“What part?”

“Worthington”

“What’s it by?”

“Westerville, Dublin, Clintonville, Columbus...”

“Huh?”

“On a farm. We’re all Amish, ride in horse drawn buggies, grow corn, live in log cabins with no electricity”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“big city driving is scary 😩”

*Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond
1. “well, im here”
2. “oh it’s going”
3. “living the dream”
send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The word Ohio looks like a tractor

[Kristina Behr @KristinaBehr]

The best snow warning I’ve seen.. 🤣🤣

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest phrase that everyone needs to learn to get off the phone:

“Well I’ll let you go”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwestern moms when they see kids wearing shorts in negative degree weather

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Stages of I Love You in the Midwest

3. Watch out for deer
2. I started your car for you
1. I’m bringing home Culver’s tonight

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world

But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime

[ange @2019vicini]

what a great way to end finals week🤩

[machine gun kaity @KaityStocker55]

*everything is more important than the turkey

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

The Mac and cheese іs more іmportant than the turkey

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Gotta keep your hair, heels, and standards high!

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

My friend Adam has never texted me for a normal reason.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Reds have a 2-game lead for the second Wild Card, and Joey Votto is having a ball!

[Shay.. @roshaycherice]

Karma is a bitch! The same way you made somebody feel it’ll come back on you, maybe 10 times harder. Better be careful what you do to people. Ain’t no fun when it’s you.