Kale Morton

Chief Hedonist

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@rezyn8 I really enjoyed watching the esports panel at PAX in 2014, do you know if anyone recorded you guys in 2015? Can't find anything...

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@britstix Don't sell me short. I don't subcontract the important stuff.

[Kevin van der Kooi 🇺🇦 @RotterdaM08]

So much better than sex! Fucking Johan I love you!!!! #Dhopen

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

"Thirsty" I feel like Koreans can learn a lot about smack talk. But after watching Jaedong, I understand nerd chills finally #DHOPEN

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@NvDox GoodguyDox, helps build career, gets shat on for no apparent reason. Chin up, the lies are pretty transparent

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@Kennigit *cough*Apollo*cough*

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

Just saw doodle jump graffiti #daymade

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@britstix is the coolest

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

are steak and beef the same thing? #shitbritsays #worthcomingoutoftwitter #retirementfor

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@britstix guess it's Sherlock time as well then

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

WHY KALE WHYYYYYY- chop

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

You've messed with me for the last time Mr eggplant! Welcome... to your doom!

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

Why hello there Mr eggplant, how are you today? I'm fine thank you very much Kale!

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

Ending to miracle day was pretty odd :S Children of earth was definitely better

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

@sumeet_e @Kyp_Lim I sprayed a spider with baygon and lit it on fire once

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

Was in the Czech republic where they played all these super lame versions of table tennis for the olympics #dreams

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

Freestyle rapping purple people eater in the style of Kanye West

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

Wedding set up! #excite

[Kale Morton @Kale_M]

I think I beat the elite four :D