Kaleb

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@AriesBueckers U beatin something else too 😏

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@AriesBueckers This is a tweet I can get behind

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@AriesBueckers Who the fuck are liking these tweets?

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

Like 75% of the chicks who watch anime are attractive

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

I’m just sayin if I ever get catfished by someone they’re gonna die.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

I think my dick may have fallen off, not sure yet.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@AriesBueckers Sorry man, I’m personally more interested in the balloon. I think his last name should be possibly Gus and first name maybe Amon.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

Died in hardcore Minecraft, gonna have to rethink life.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

If you go to the store for bananas and you’re one of the people who will take a bunch and rip it in half, then I hate you. Why the fuck would someone want your single banana you left out just fucking take it.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@AriesBueckers Hulu> Anything Netflix has

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@PoopOnMyBall @GarciastheKING @HazelightGames Highlight of a way out is horseshoes, this is all.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

Scientific discovery shows that people who prefer green grapes have smaller dicks.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@leezavictoriam

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@GarciastheKING @TheSingleWoman this man likes men, so you can’t have him 😦

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

5-0!! #GoHawks

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

So like can we go back to when the only problem we had was toilet paper?

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@AriesBueckers When I read this I thought you were talking about clementines

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

An ice cream truck just drove by and I didn’t have any cash. You can say I’m suffering from success just without the success.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

Y’all ever just look in the mirror and think to yourself “fuck”? Must be tough to have low self-confidence.

[Kaleb @KalebMayers]

@Arteries17 Crying