Kaleb Woodard

Former High School Bully. Avid rock climber. Proud Peter Millar owner.

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

Damn bro we’re legit making eye contact. She’s looking right at me. Sorry fellas, I’m in now, might as well move along! #NetflixFight #SydneyThomas #miketysonjakepaul #MikeTyson #JakePaul #JakePaulMikeTyson

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

At #CBJ night at the clippers game! Anyone wanna do a cannon meetup after the 4th inning?? Just shout!

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@obrienmadigan please stop with this unhinged behavior. It’s not a good look. Quite honestly it’s an embarrassment to the fanbase and franchise. #JarmoGate #Unhinged #UnhingedBehavior

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@Morganleigh917 Legit no one cares. Even the women’s players have said it was a joke. Wanting women’s sports to be seen while continuing to talk about the men’s team is ironic. Zach doesn’t owe you a damn thing, let alone a 4th grade apology. Miserable lives y’all live.

[LeiterIsKing @LeiterIsKing]

Worst twitter accounts from each MLB Fanbase:

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

Good, do it. Here to win games not appease a certain crowd

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@TomFornelli @grok @grok do this for my account

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@Mattchmiel33019 Shut up bitch

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

He throws it from right-field and it doesn’t even bounce

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@BabayevShumi @BlueJacketsNHL Good, guys on the shelf more than he plays. Waste of a contract

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Black Americans don’t know how good they have it in the US. Being brought to America as slaves was like winning the lottery.

[Ivan Provorov @TopCorns9]

Red Sox gotta be stealing signs there’s no way you just jump in first pitch sliders like that #reds

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@pezzot71303 @cavsfan_421 @BlueJacketsNHL @Avalanche You understand sports is a business and not built on friendship? Who gives a shit, he wasn’t showing any signs of development

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@TopCorns9 @FriedgeHNIC Prove it bitch

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Chase Burns just struck out the side in his MLB debut

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

Also all the countries that should be glassed over and call it a day

[iTamara @Real___iTamara]

Afghanistan
Iraq
Syria
Libya
Yemen
Somalia
Pakistan

These are the Countries that Obama ordered airstrikes on without Congressional approval.

Just so you know.

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@SnavelyJoe13 @Trags @seg700wlw It’s the reds, what do you expect? Clown show from top to bottom.

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

You’re all talk pussy. Your country should and will be glassed over by Friday. #FAFO #FuckIran

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

The harm the US will suffer will definitely be irreparable if they enter this conflict militarily.

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@TopCorns9 Drink a man’s drink pussy

[Kaleb Woodard @KalebW00dard]

@Mitch311Craig Not much, getting some play, Craig! What’s good with you?

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

How dumb.