illumiMAMI

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Cutest gotdamn thing anyone has gotten for him thus far 😍😍

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Get a $200 Nike Card https://t.co/UVlcAbIX5o

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Get a $200 Nike Card https://t.co/tZGYxzoj8j

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Awe look at your pretty face 😊😊😊

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

@_chrishero My kid thinks every creature / human is interesting but it’s that fucking line part that would have him in shambles. I just refuse to let other people’s ideals tell me how to raise my kid

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

People got offended that I didn’t take my son to see the Easter bunny for his 1st Easter. First the fuck of all, the only holidays this kid will be partaking in is Halloween& Christmas. Second of all, don’t project your ideals of what families are “supposed to do” onto me & mine.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Deadass, I haven’t gotten myself flowers this year yet and I’ve hit two big milestones this year already so I think tomorrow I’m going to treat myself and go to the local greenhouses and create a bouquet.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

I met the cutest 9 week old Great Dane today. What a good boy 😍😍

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

ALSO ITS BEEN OFFICIALLY ONE MONTH SINCE IVE TOUCHED FAST FOOD.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

I’ve been making simple changes in my diet recently but I’d have to say, simply changing from refined sugar to raw sugar has 1, given me less head pain and 2, noticeably has me more awake in the morning without the crash afterwards.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

I don’t even watch Game of Thrones but I’m watching this episode cause everyone else is and boy did I pick the wrong one to start watching.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

My son lovesssss Steven Universe. It’s the only show I let him watch with me 😂

[tequilla mamacita @im_kaptivating]

whatever happened to 1 800 numbers?
these mfers calling from real area codes now

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

@kenpachidaddy 10/10 chance I would go there

[?st @questlove]

I can name like 20 people easy from my neighborhood, family members & associates whose lives/world were ruined/turned upside down doing this. Can we reverse the court orders for those still currently effected by this before we start flexing how great life is?

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Why’s google have @chadwickboseman ‘s picture under Denzel Washington?!? 😂😂😭😭😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To avoid looking completely + utterly out of touch w/ the reality our prison system:

Instead of asking, “Should the Boston Bomber have the right to vote?”

Try, “Should a nonviolent person stopped w/ a dime bag LOSE the right to vote?”

Bc that question reflects WAY more people.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

@marissaisalive Nooo it got superrrrr bad while I was pregnant 😭

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

Honestly it’s crazy, that since my skin is cleared up, I’ve been complimented more bare face than I ever have with a beat face.

[illumiMAMI @KaleIAm_]

@JuelzB4Swine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂