Kali?

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Warm ass pussy
The Minnesotan WAP

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

@drpepper please give my boyfriend an explanation he hasn’t spoken in two days, and now he can’t turn his head to the left.

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

@i__jones Grow up

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Updates from dad (part 5)

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

@messofsteph Just looking like a grown ass couple 💛

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

🙄

[michael @franksdad666]

I feel like my entire job is smiling and nodding while receiving unsolicited advice.

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

When you order a bunch of food from Himalayan Yak and when it’s delivered you see they gave you 2 silverwares… like, “yes this couldn’t possibly be all for one person.” 😂😂😅

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Dads not happy 😂

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Another update from dad:

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Updates from dad:
I should almost make it a thread at this point

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Updates from my dad:

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Sorry boss I’m putting in my two weeks

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Like sir do you mean skim?

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Some old man today at work asked for a diet milk

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

#NewProfilePic

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Romeo and Juggalette

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

@PBGARR I’m going too 😊

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

@hapjazard HOT

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Friend: Hey, can I look something up on your phone?
Me: Yeah! One second..
*clears search history*

[Kali? @Kali_Klimek]

Especially if they have better hand writing 😭

[🂱 @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life