The Positive DM

He/Him, Husband, Dog Dad, TTRPG aficionado, lover of all things nerdy. Aspiring author.

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

As a boy, I was such an idiot back then!

My future self placing his hand on my shoulder: “Bad news, boy: you are still an idiot.”

Dead future self hand on his shoulder: “You were an idiot the whole time.”

Can confirm, boys are dumb. Haha

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

CEOs: “AI will reduce labor costs and improve efficiency.”

Us: “So why is your product costing more??”

CEOs: “Costs are going up and YoY raises.”

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@wizards_magic if y’all are selling out of secret lairs 27 min into sale… and i have been waiting in line since the moment you opened pre-que…

Then this is a problem.

Scalping is clearly ruining the chance for fans to get your products. Please bring back print to demand!

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

She says “laughter is the best medicine”,

then acts like violent mental patients when you try to tickle her.

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“History will forget your existence for your metal has been tested and found wanting.”

Proceeds to immediately “disintegrate” the armor, weapons, and then flesh of the enemy.

“Told ya she was kinda a big deal…”

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

#dnd5e @brennanleemulligan Cleric of small god, Patina.

divine intervention: “Upon you shall descend all the destruction of time. She, who has crumbled armies. Erased civilizations. Know that you have incurred this wrath.

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“The god of even stones, Levelus, is offended you have not given him your offerings and you trip over a rock in combat.”

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#dnd5e Use Roman style small gods to justify crit fails.

“Agitus, god of sneezes, favors you at the worst of times. Your position is given away.”

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In #dnd5e int/wis should affect your views on charisma. The lower your score, the more it flips your view on what is charming or attractive.

“He’s kinda cute in a rugged sort of way.”

“He literally uses Groovy as a catch phrase and talks about gettin’ ladies, Deborah.”

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

Everyone was too flawless and there was no point where I felt they ever had a chance to beat Galactus, nor was anyone flawed enough to make the any growth.

Even Reed comes off more “lacking empathy” than “burdened by genius”. Too much dialogue to explain perspectives.

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

#FantasticFour missed some opportunities.

Could have addressed Eternals somehow.

Surfer could have been remade by Galactus after blackhole scene to foreshadow Franklin-Sue scene.

Remove birth scene that undercut the chase climax, removing the bad cgi and “mary sue moment”.

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Expedition 33 is a complex paper mario combat system thrown into “kingdom hearts made for adults”. Fun, wild, full of great cutscenes, and prepare for lots of pictos.

#Expedition33

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“Podracer” - “She is FAST, and the sand has made her FURIOUS.”

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#disney hear me out…

Pod. Racing. TV. Show.

Can she win it all? Or will she die trying?

#StarWars

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Im surprised Airports haven’t adopted a system or app that tells you current Security Line wait times. Would help reduce anxiety of how long that line you see truly is and improve ability to plan for proper airport arrival time.

#tsa #airportindustry

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Sons: “Daddy, tell me a story”

@TheLongestJohns : “Let me sing you a song, boys, of Fire and Flame…”

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I have dreamed and wished for many things in the hours of ambitious desperation.

Yet somehow, the best thing in life is beyond anything I could have ever imagined.

For, none can truly know the perfection of Love until they have received it.

#love #poetry

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Continued:

Kinkajous (cuddly tree ferret)
Flemish giant rabbit (Giga-bunny)
Pygmy marmoset (tiny monkeys)
Honduran tent making bat (baby smol boi)
Pink fairy armadillo (tippy tappy turtle)
Patagonia mara (lady jackalope)
Hyrax (buck tooth quokka)

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

Real animals you would think are only in fantasy worlds:

Quokka (smiling hamster)
Jaguarundi (puppy jaguar)
Sloth bear (poofy sloth)
Ring tailed cat (lemur kitty)
White nose coalti (has an anteater dad and lemur mom)

#dnd5e

[The Positive DM @KalinMchale]

Character idea:

A druid that pretends to be an escaped house pet and is taken in by strangers and fed until they find out he is scamming them for free home and board.

#dnd5e