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why settle for less when you can settle for four

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you die in the clearance section of old navy you die in real life

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im lowkey constipated

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what do you mean it's unreasonable to have been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, im not gonna apologize for my tight youthful asshole i'll shit for as long as i damn need

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$1 mpreg fanfiction vs $1000 mpreg fanfiction

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what's fappening guys

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i would like to apologize to the person who i bumped into whilst turning a corner, and then instead of flinching back i somehow flinched forward into you again, and then you said sorry, and then i walked away, too stunned by my lack of basic motor function to respond

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just had the sudden urge to change my discord status to "days without beating my shit crazy style: 0" and then just never changing it

i will continue fighting but this may be a losing battle

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someone should make a brand of viagra called "penis envy" and a matching set of lube called "the freudian slip"

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always wondered why urinals needed such a bigass backboard until just now where i witnessed an absolute giggler at the wheel

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change girl boobs to goobs

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leading on my colleges like why you still emailing me? just cuz i applied? desperate behavior

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i wanna find a christian who isnt homophobic but it genuinely convinced god will send them to hell and is trying to save them

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@skulldragon233 YIPPEE

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racism is stupid you can't change your race
bring back ostracization of c-section babies

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sigmund freud vs 1 billion lesbians

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Giving thanks to The Wiggles for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to The Shimmie Shake!. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/cS9WtqmNeA

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@TheWiggles immaculate

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"ovulater!"

*clicks heels*