Kalvin

I used to be famous

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

https://t.co/Wc1vE7sUEm

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

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[Kalvin @KalvieG]

I’m deleting my account on here soon. Link to both active accounts will be below

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

https://t.co/SwhT6tEMDY

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

Nobody cares about what you have to offer unless you’re offering it to them

[Franknem Troupe @GoatFranksuke]

@KalvieG 😭 gangster me too 😭 omg I used to get helly notifications hella traction now my shit just dry I'm wondering wtf I do

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

@GoatFranksuke We did nothing to deserve this. For some reason all my traction ghosted me in 2020 and I spent years recovering as if it was a bad breakup

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

I can’t believe I wasted 5 years of my life trying to be twitter famous

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

@grok why did my impressions come to a halt after 2020?

[CAP Action @CAPAction]

Trump doesn't want you to see this 60 Minutes interview.

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

500 retweets and I’ll post a nut vid with the sound on. Fuck this app

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

500 retweets and I’ll post a nut vid with the sound on. Fuck this app

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

There’s beauty in giving up on something that isn’t serving you

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

The more I come on here the more I lose faith in humanity

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

My body count should be adjusted for inflation

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

@David_J_Bier The comments section on this post is a reminder that bots exist to alter public opinion

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

Goodbye twitter

[Kalvin @KalvieG]

My favorite part of life is spraying my balls with hot water after an exhausting day