KAM

What is art?

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

You're the one I've always wanted
Free falling through the time after life
I’m paralyzed cause there's nothing
That can stop my fall
In the void we can hold each other
Till our brains and our guts splatter all over the fucking sidewalk

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

Michigan and mcchicken are basically the same word if you want them to be

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

Will I get arrested if I break a law of physics?

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

What is your favorite type of water

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

The laugh from feel good Inc is contagious

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

11 years ago, they always called it a "twtter anniversary" and now they use this stupid hashtag. The world is turning to shit and we need to overthrow the governmetnt #MyXAnniversary

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

I wish I were a horse girl

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

I'm ready to see flavors, taste colors, and feel sound @Electric_Forest

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

It's funny. You would think if you move over 1000 miles away from home you think things would be different. But nope...

You still hear the same dad rock in bars.

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

I love tattoos. They tell a great story from both the artist and the person wearing them... but that being said...

Having hardly/no tattoos is a flex

No hate to any of my homies with tatts. You look beautiful. Just like me 🧡

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

"Are u telling me my shit can is full of shit?"
-some random block sitting next to me at the pub

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

The internet should be illegal for drunk people to use

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

#LGRW

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

A homeless man heckled me today.

How was your friday?

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

All I want is a girl who washes her hands after using the restroom. Is that too much to ask?

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

I should play runescape more often

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

If you're not happy single, you're not going to be happy taken.

Instead, happiness comes from alcohol.

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

If you give a person a piece of cheese then they'll bend over backwards for you.

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

Not all ex's are bad. Look at me, I'm someone's ex and I'm the coolest thing since flushable toilets

[KAM @Kam__Ron]

While living in Indiana, I rarely ate breaded tenderloins. Now that I've moved, I've craved one every damn day