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Cautious.

[George Waweru @Chai_knees]

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@nairobipundit @IAMRAPCHA You know @WilliamsRuto has been part of those killings since 2007, right?

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@Shadaya_Knight On that sir, I agree with your POV
50 is bigger than Jay Z. But how is Jay Z the biggest business Mogul? Has to the the scam of the century or he was intentionally placed there by the Jews

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

We celebrate them today.

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This list is fake. Where is @WilliamsRuto

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Wait till you see it... 😭

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@rawsalerts Call of duty modern warfare 4

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@DodgysDD Still in it sir

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@I_Am_The_ICT Michael you are heaven sent. You are God's gift to man, who will take his time and study your insights. Thank you. God bless
I'm up 4% and I'm still holding

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@Shadaya_Knight Song cry
Renegade- Eminem

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Divine things will happen to you, and when they do, know that you are worthy of every single one of them.

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@Justwandyy @tee_hiii "It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other, 'exactly'!"

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@Entr_dawood Chief farmer

[Kiswili Cyprian @kharsh_art]

We create from what we know, but our art reaches people and places we may never understand.

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@Mutinda30 The way you analyse your shit, you will make a fortune. It respects unlike gold

Just check it out

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@kharsh_art Why are you surprised when a mad man pulls his pants down to shit by the door of your shop in town bro?

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@Mutinda30 Tried NASDAQ? It's the cleanest price action ever

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@Mutinda30 We burn we burn

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@pmcafrica Natural selection at it's best

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@zero_cks Kuja kaukweli lakini. Na ninwarembo tu kama wao😂

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So Latinas are the Kikuyus of the America?

[J.P. Picard @Macro_Harder]

People who are not familiar with Latin culture think it's related to age, but here is what is actually happening

On your 15th birthday(quinceañera) La Lechuza (owl witch) comes in the night to steal your youth, and if your soul is pure she lets you pass, if she sees darkenss, she goes to Tata Duende, dueño de casa (king of the short, bearded mischievous goblin spirits guarding the house) and asks for permission to take her youth.

Tata seeing the darkenss agrees but on one condition, you have time to purge the darkness. she casts a spell on you that steals your youth. However she is a fair witch and has agreed to give you time to become good so she casts the spell so that it doesn't efect you until you have eaten your 1 millionth bean. This happens the moment you swallow it and can be completely avoided by eating less or no beans.

The moral of the story is eating 1 million beans makes you fat.