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This is basically My Diary that i rarely use

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Who called them friends and not
"Bhai bandi patwa de"

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Got 99 personalities and being emotionally available isn't one of them

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Dear pradhanmantri ji,

We really need "Scroll karo paisa kamao Yojna"

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Ranveer delivered a performance that grows on you the more you watch it ❤️‍🔥

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Just finished watching Family Man Season 3 and realised we’re going to get so many answers in S4. Bas release date announce ho jaaye, I’ll apply for sick leave for that day immediately 😭

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Jaaa bhen main to nhi bn pa rha nerdy tere ye faltu ke bhang bhosde ke liye 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Ladke shaadi karne ke liye kama rhe hai, ladkiya shaadi na karni pde isliye kama rhi hai, or me Corn & Cheese burger with Fries ke liye 🍟

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Hitting people instead of GYM >>>>

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It's ok if you spammed little more stories than usual

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TIKTOK vapas aa jayega but bhadwe uske "4+ new messages" ka wait mt kar wo era vapas nhi aayega

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Take notes-

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Ladle tuje milta hoga "Love for Life" humare to bas Character development hota hai

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At a point in life you finally realise that this is the only universe and it's worthless to even think that you can have it in another one.

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Idk how the rest of you manage but this is me after a minor inconvenience

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i- 💀✋

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posing for photos has to be the most basic thing i'm actually terrible at.

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Kismat me na sahi par gallery me to rakh hu lunga tuje

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Corporate majdoor hi shaadi hone pe 1-2 months ki leave ki chinta karta hai, warna businessman Baniya kal shaadi hai toh aaj dukan khol dega

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Na career hai, na love life or
Na hi pese hai mere pas
Fir bhi mummy ko lgta
"'Mere bacche ko nazar lg jayegi"

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Unemployed

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Sometimes you don't wanna heal cause this pain is the last thing that reminds you of that person