Kameron Pfaff

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

BEST ROAST EVER https://t.co/np2H22VSYL

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

There is no “Muslim ban.” There’s a TEMPORARY pause in immigration from countries tied to terrorism. It’s about safety, not religion. Merica

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Hey ladies at The Women's March in D.C.

Go home.

Your cats miss you.

[Travis Tritt @TravisTritt]

Passing out participation trophies to all players seems to help create a segment of society that cannot accept losing.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

They need to bring this show back 😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

It’s science. Merica.

[Trevor Siemian @TrevorSiemian]

This seemed to work out well for the last guy.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Apparently they don't appreciate random people comin' up to their doors. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Trump destroys Crooked Hillary. Merica.