Jean Stokes

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

Tired of getting looked down on...working on self help book for shorties called, "Don't sweat the tall stuff"

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

"Constipated People Don't Give A crap."

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

I'm wondering if "Mr. Right" really exists. I mean so far i've met Mr. Idiot, Mr. Player Slut, Mr. Ass, Mr. Secretly gay, ahh le sigh

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

I'm pretty sure that guns and tequila are the answer to almost anything that ails you....

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

getting the wheels fixed in NC....getting jet skis later :)

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

We have the power to shrink our dreams to fit reality or the power to stretch our reality to fit our dreams

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure!

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Dorothy Parker

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

"Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface."

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

I wish these tickets would get emo and start closing themselves....

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

is southbound....hopefully for some R&R in the form of wine, oreo pie, and a hot guy :)

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand----Mark Twain

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools." — Gene Brown.

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

if boredom could kill a person, i'd be long gone by now... 24 hour helpdesk support is very overrated.....

[Jean Stokes @KandyBar]

Putting the "Mes" in Domestic Diva....