Kaneji

[SOULINK6 @SOULINK_6]

I loooooove fucking with scam ppl

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

@Belle_The_Fox “I don’t know why, Potter. Ask why he keeps on running away from me in total fear. It’s the law of nature, Malfoid. I see him and I just attack. By Merlin he’s so foul he tried to apologize and I just drop kicked him into the goblet of fire.”

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"Not howling as hard as Dobby did the last time I put fireworks into his little bed. I sometimes wipe my own memory, Snape, so I can relive it all for the first time. For Dobby? It was his 39,293th experience. For me? Christmas."

[Digital Heretyk💻🇻🇦 @Digital_Heretyk]

"HARRY! HARRY! What in the name of Merlin were you doing with the Malfoid girl?"

"Nothing prof-"

"Good God, the whole castle could hear it! Girl screams like a banshee! Haven't heard anyone lay it down like that since your father was here. 500 points to Gryfindor!"

[█ REDACTED █ @REDACTEDJokes]

@Bortvanhoutenn Also going up against “whiskey and Guinness” with “cherry tomatoes and a bit of the iPhone” is a hilarious debate

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard comments on her fiancé's sudden death:

"Y'all shoulda never let a real bitch like me out that ward. Round two hoe!"

[dennis @basedondennis]

i got hit with a $144 parking ticket today so i did a stream where people gave me a ton of gifts to do a bowser fart impression and i was able to finally pay it off

[Kăskă (she/her) @KaskaJessica]

I know disabled people who can't even feed themselves due to their disability, they have no abilityto use their arms & hands, no amount of support is going to change that. They've been that way their whole lives.
So what jobs can they do?
Anyone?

[Yodeki @yodeki]

#ResidentEvilㅤ
What could possibly go wrong?

[Te'leir® @vampooze2]

cats when you dont let them play with the catkiller900

[Steve Jones @antoniosteve]

Nearest jobcentre to where I live currently is a 70 minute bus journey + 20 minute walk away, and would cost that 18-24 year old £30/week to get to.

So you want them to waste 3 hours a day, and almost half of the money they get?

[ch @theoldch]

Pushing October and it’s 25 degrees in the north of England

[Kaneji @Kanejire]

@boingabella To continue the story. Just like boruto (Naruto x sakuras love child series). Either way, I’d love to hear your opinion on stolas! As someone who’s watched the series once and can’t stomach him, what do you think of his relationship w blitz?

[Kaneji @Kanejire]

@boingabella Idk how to explain this but once a writer hits a wall with a character, especially/specifically a female character; they either see/saw them as a plot point from the beginning or created a character they weren’t entirely sure abt and said “fuck it, why not” with a pregnancy plot

[♱ marzipan ♱ @brba_bcs_]

That’ll teach you to make a funny tweet four years ago.

[chronic smoker @500ciggarettes]

How about this one? How much longer are you rats gonna continue making excuses?