Wizard of the Goats

NERD. Unverified. Unvaxxxed. Dice rolling Son of a Gunny. Patriot. If I really gave 🦊🦊, well, that would be 🦊🦊🦊 more than I had to begin with. 🤫😘

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@catturd2 Yeeeah, but they sure can brag about their pubs
😂

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@DyerbolicalDB Coin toss between Payback & Snatch

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@memeslich I loved skipping school and geeking out on my PS1 playing Chrono Trigger and XCOM

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

We made the film INDEPENDENCE DAY patriotic by divine intervention because the producer is a woke Hillary Clinton fund raiser who is not patriotic at all! He thought he was making fun of America’s spirit. Boy does he regret casting me. 🤣🤣🤣 Up yourrrrs, Roland!

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@trumplicans2024 My pallets not that broad…
Canada (aka Chinada or Canasia)
Mexico
Panama
Cuba
Oregon
annnnnd California

Yes, i consider fucktard states full of fucktard people foreign countries

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@Nerdcognito Wheres Rhonda Shear? You know them grrrls are gona be Up All Night

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

🚨 This is what happens when the “stolen land” narrative gets hit with actual history.

Native guy starts in on white people being on “stolen” land…

Then this Native woman shuts it down with facts:

- Native Americans weren’t here “from the beginning.” Their ancestors crossed the Bering Land Bridge from Siberia 15,000–20,000 years ago.
- Once they got here, tribes conquered, displaced, and built empires over each other (Comanches pushed out the Apache and built the Comancheria — sound familiar?).
- Every single piece of land on earth has changed hands through conquest. That’s how human history works.

She nails it:
“What you call stolen, I call conquered.”

Then she drops the line that actually matters:

America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇨🇦 took it, kept it, defended it, and built the greatest Countries the world has ever seen — with more freedom, opportunity, and prosperity than any of those tribal empires ever dreamed of.

On the 4th of July she’s celebrating 250 years of that progress… not raiding villages and scalping people.

This is the response every “land acknowledgment” warrior needs to hear.

Who’s sick of the selective history?!??

#StolenLandMyth #4thOfJuly #AmericanHistory #FactsOverFeelings #CanadaFirst

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@ThomasRahiem @skiistiredasf Lets ask @StefanMolyneux to highlight the Ethnic IQ issues

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@RachelT1722 Remind us how “mighty” the english are again?
Lets see, the world slapped your hand, made you give back all your conquered lands and apologize, the islamic nation now rules your puppet kingdom and the majority of you populace have carrot lvl IQs

Oh, how the mighty have mightied

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@NoContextBrits Cheeky Brits, lyin’ through their teef

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Dennis Nedry was cosplaying as a Goonie the whole time 🤯🦖

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@Nerdcognito Ive run my last few campaigns starting at ZERO
Stats, race and background is all they start with, no class
Their defining opening moments write their story and determine their class

Min/Max Edgelords last about as long as mimes in my games

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@Nerdcognito Oh thank goodness.
I was hesitant in talking shit about another “celeb” on here after my Manganiello poke, but i cannot begin to count the number of things Pedo Oswalt has ruined for me.
Marvel
D&D
Reno911
Hell, he even tainted Justified

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@Nerdcognito Menacingly rolling my solid copper d100 around in my hand while threatening to bean a player with it is allll the therapy I need.

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@Nerdcognito Like a Blast Scepter
Practical
Over-powered
Fun

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

For your next game night

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@Gilbeezyskit93 Invest in the stainless steel ones… that way when someone bitches about straws in general, you can adamantly poke them

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@memeslich @DailyNoud Slangin’ them webs!

Spiderman, Spiderman
Doin’ whoever a spider can!

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@AntiWokeMemes …im 48 and my wife is 36, sooooo

[Wizard of the Goats @Kang_Stoo]

@ionfarmer …