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#ChiefsKingdom

[Jordan @KaNickellz]

#ChiefsDanceToEverything

[Charles Goldman @goldmctNFL]

The Kansas City Chiefs are trying to solve right tackle after moving on from Jawaan Taylor this offseason. The name suddenly running with the first-team offense in June isn't a draft pick or a free-agent splash; it's an UDFA who had to earn his contract on a tryout. 📝

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

The absolute worst part of The Last Jedi is that the childish backlash to a genuinely good film led directly to The Rise of Skywalker, which is an absolute abomination of a movie.

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

Bullseye: I killed Foggy and deserve to die
Daredevil: I love feet
Fisk: *sobbing over Vanessa's corpse*

Buck and Daniel sideplot:

[Ghost of Ned Yost @GhostofNedYost]

If you’re not with us when we’re 7-13 in mid April, don’t come crawling back when we’re 42-61 in mid July #fountainsup

[Powellite @PowelliteSZN]

“I like the City Connects”
“I hate the City Connects”

We have bigger fish (Alec Zumwalt) to fry.

[DJ Hydan @djhydan]

If you’re wondering why the Royals feel “stuck”…

Look at their 1st round picks over the last decade:

2020: Asa Lacy
$6.67M bonus
Hasn’t pitched in a minor league game since 2022

2021: Frank Mozzicato
$3.55M bonus
Still in the minors
Career 4.32 ERA
Currently in AA

2022: Gavin Cross
$5.2M bonus
Spent all of 2024–2025 in AA
2025: .241 / 17 HR / 64 RBI / 23 SB (114 games)
Now in AAA…
2026 start: .114 AVG, .339 OPS in 35 AB 😳

2023: Blake Mitchell
$4.9M bonus
2024 (Low A): .232, 18 HR, 26 SB (111 games)
Dealt with injuries in 2025
Just 1 game in High A so far in 2026

2024: Jac Caglianone
$7.21M bonus
Rushed to the majors in 2025
Finished: .157 AVG, 7 HR in 62 games
Trending better so far in 2026

That’s a LOT of draft capital with very little impact at the big league level.

That’s why they’re stuck.

[Kent Swanson @kent_swanson]

#MVIsbel

[#KCMagicNumber @KCMagicNumber]

Kyle Isbel currently is hitting .571 with a 1.571 OPS. 🔥🔥🔥

[#KCMagicNumber @KCMagicNumber]

Kyle Isbel may have to move up to the 4 spot in the lineup if he keeps this up. Another trip to #DongTown, made possible by the #Royals shortening the porch a bit in right field.

[Royals Muse @KCRoyalsMuse]

Royals 3/6 hits tonight:

106.5 mph
110.1 mph
110.9 mph

Seeing the ball well off Joe Ryan.

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Life when Royals Outfielders are hitting the ball

[Pufizzle @pufizzle]

Royals don’t win WS without this swing.

[Royals Kingdom🤴(29-44) @kingdom_royals]

Royals kingdom is here

[#KCMagicNumber @KCMagicNumber]

#Royals win their home opener, 3-1 over the Twins. Bubic had a great game, and runs came courtesy of trips to #DongTown from Collins and Isbel. The #KCMagicNumber is now 160! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

Regardless of how you feel about God or America, God Bless America is a shitty song that has no business being played every seventh inning. It sucks.

[Royals Muse @KCRoyalsMuse]

Cole Ragans tonight:

4 IP
4 ER
90 P
4 BB
5 K
3 HR

Didn’t have command.

[Royals Kingdom🤴(29-44) @kingdom_royals]

Sam Long actually signed with the Chiba Lotte Marines in Japan 😂😂😂

Quatraro pitched this guy 40 innings last year

[Corbasm @corbasm3]

turn the tv on it doesn't matter what channel

[Mike Honcho @MoShady]

I’m terrified of a LB group of Bolton, Drue and Bassa.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

RIP Toby Keith you would’ve loved today