KanielOutiz

I know more than you can imagine 🤘

[Simon Squibb @simonsquibb]

This is PROOF that fate is real… 🥹

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"The Olodo Uprising we're seeing in Nigeria today is the second phase. Many of those involved in this present generation are still learning.

I grew up during the first phase of the Olodo Uprising in the 1970s and 1980s. Back then, that was when 419 became widespread. Some people dropped out of school, made quick money, and I can tell you for free that about 95% of them didn't end well"

— Canada-based Nigerian doctor, Zo

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

E no affect me at all.

We don't go after same kind of women.

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

You know that you need to skill up when you are having a conversation about a technical topic and all you have to contribute is:

‘Hmmmm’
‘Hahahaha’
‘I see’
‘Ehn ehn’
‘Oga o’
‘God help us’
‘No wonder’
‘Clock it’

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

You no go believe am 😂🏀⛹🏽‍♀️⛹🏽

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Carrying their nations

[KanielOutiz @KanielOutisz]

@dodobabs_ Very, very soon. 🤔

[Dex @DexxterUtd]

How did Cristiano break into this super Manchester United team in 2003?😳

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

Pov: Change of name

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded:

“Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

Do watch to the end!
Cristiano Ronaldo is the biggest motivator any sport has ever seen. It’s not even close whether to adults or kids.

Video from Fred via Instagram.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Comparing Mr Bean and Eddie Murphy to Peller has nothing to do with being an Olodo anymore, that's clearly an early stage of insanity, get checked ASAP.

[Hard Rock Stadium @HardRockStadium]

Ready for Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

The more you learn, the more apparent it is to you that you are an olodo. It is a spectrum and if you do not consistently feel like this, there is a high chance that you are an olodo that’s dressed up like an expert. Top ranking olodos for me are those who think other people are not entitled to their beliefs.

[Frank Edoho @frankedoho]

Me too. So much that I still test my General Knowledge with those Quiz YouTube Channels. Learned yesterday why Thor's Father lost his eye. He exchanged it for Wisdom! I had no idea!!!

[LALIGA @LaLiga]

CR7. 🌟

#LALIGAEsMundial

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

Buy your property from Jarus Homes

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

Imagine telling someone in 1999…

The year is 2026.

The President is Donald Trump in his second non consecutive term.

The richest man in the world is PayPal cofounder Elon Musk… but not because of fintech or Paypal. Because of rockets, electric cars, AI, satellites, brain chips and something called “Boring Company”.

Apple is worth trillions but its main business isn’t computers… its selling glass rectangles everyone stares at for 9 hours a day.

People don’t watch TV. They watch teenagers explain geopolitics, finance, and relationship advice in ~60 second videos.

The biggest taxi company owns no taxis.
The biggest hotel company owns no hotels.
The most powerful media companies are social networks where everyone argues with strangers for free.

Kids are making millions filming themselves playing video games.

AI Robots write emails, code, legal memos, songs, essays, and breakup texts.

The internet is mostly bots arguing with humans who are trying to prove they aren’t bots.

You can summon a car, groceries, a doctor, a date, a private jet, or a dog walker from your phone.

People pay real money for invisible currencies, digital monkeys, AI girlfriends and pictures that disappear after 24 hours.

The richest companies in the world don’t sell oil, steel, or cars. They sell attention, compute, data, and addiction.

And somehow, after all of that everyone is still using Excel.

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Very underrated advise. The only shocking thing is that it's being given by a woman 😳😳

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“This Is For All These New Parents We Now Have In Nigeria With Their Stup!d Gentle Parenting. Your Friends And Family Members Will Hear That You’re Bringing Your Child To Their House Or An Event, And They Will Be Irritated. Your Child Will End Up Irritating People Because Of Your Rubbish Gentle Parenting Nonsense. You Will Carry An Ill-Mannered Child And Be Walking Up And Down.” ~ Lady Reacts.