Kanye Waffles

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

#FF
...Me

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

I hear a song..im not thinking Need more Cowbell
.
I'm thinking Im the greatest of all time.

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

My Wifes ass had is called Kanye east and Kanye west...depends on her stand

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

Therea just not enough statues of Me for Me.

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

Why wasn't I asked to be both Batman AND Superman.

I'm both!
#HollywoodRacism

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

#ClassicFilmsForSeniors

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[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

I got so many Life Changing Brilliant ideas, but in don't have money to but any stone tablets to write them on.

#ProjectPablo

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

Media won't cover me....i don't care.

OJ WAS FRAMED

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

It don't matter who wins 2016..Im gonna beat them in 2020

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

World Dog Awards? This is why CW WON'T GET AN APPEARANCE FROM ME.
#ImTopDog
#WhitePplQuitWritingAboutBlackDogs
#IAmPetsmart

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

Congrats Leo..but remember..u wouldn't be shit without Bill Cosby.

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

I'm boycotting the Oscars unless i get nominated for Best...period!
Wait
.it was yesterday? Can't have a show without the Me-ssaiah.

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

@flyingwithpeter be sure to give Beyonce' thanks....and ur coffee

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

#BlackJesus?

Nope.. He's more if a #WhiteKanye

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

What Bitch?!
U know im broke...that's why i took the collection plate.

Yawl need to worship me.

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

Good Morning?!
Maaan. George Bush dont like Cocoa Puffs!!

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

There should only be one Idol..me. The #Oscars are a joke. I'm passing out the Kanye's Sunday
#TooWhiteOscars

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

#FF
FOLLOW ME. I'm what Twitter is! Im 500% more influential than pornbots on Twitter.

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

The Sun doesn't rise UNLESS I SAY it does!

[Kanye Waffles @KanyeWaffles316]

Chris Rock..remember..if u say my name 3 times..i will appear..and someone's Oscar will go to Beyonce'...or Me