maskawin

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
I can't do alot but I can do enough.
Your mom's favorite tho

[maskawin @Kapayro]

Out your Situationship today. Hes not leaving his wife for you

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

A spike of Grindr outages is being reported in Phoenix, Arizona, where Turning Point USA’s AmericaFest is currently taking place.

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@IRPaulP I volunteer for tribute

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@OllieDreamer Single Type? Ice Type
Duo Type? Ice and Fire Type

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@yoshi_sudarso This is doing wonders for my body positivity right now. Thank you!!

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Goose: we’re for the boys 🥰

Also Goose, quite literally, in their terms of service: we will actively exploit you and we own anything that you upload or send on our app in perpetuity 🥰

(Thank you @awejones for clocking)

[maskawin @Kapayro]

The council has decided your fate and its agreed that ypu are to be placed in the category below Mads that we didnt know we had

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Casual Reminder to Watch Miraculous Ladybug

[Thomas Astruc ⏚ @Thomas_Astruc]

You don't represent the fandom, nazi.
Go to hell.
Worst regards.
The creator.

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Labeled as an Ace for some reason

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Local Newspaper starts printing in all Black and White and no one bats an eye

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@Variety “The anti-monopoly department, owned by President Monopoly, has approved the monopoly”

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Sending me to voicemail as if I'm not the favorite child

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"Theres already six kids, we can't add more"

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@t_kobs Finally! Someone who agrees that the "easy tear" feature is garbage. Plus Charmin isnt as soft as Cottonelle

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What do you mean you have a fully fleshed out mechanic for the puppies the kids bought just yesterday

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So the absolute panic when my mother tried swiping through my photos

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Looking over my shoulder while im looking for pictures on my phone is a very dangerous game to play.

Not even i know where a surprise nude might be