Jake Kaplan

it takes me 237 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop (strictly lick, no suck)

[Curt Schilling @gehrig38]

“My guy” @Jimbo_Locks is 16-1 on 5u + bets since I signed up! He’s got an incoming 5u for New Year’s Day! Sign up, half of all today’s subscribers $ goes to @Breastcancerorg today only! I’m going in huge on this one

[Jimmy Beck @theJBECK]

Simone is straight flexin on em #SpellingBee 🐝

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

@RebuildReclaim8 @brookekaplan97

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

@_justzilch @brookekaplan97

[Steven Hernandez @StevenEHernanP]

Shotout to this guy in the audience at the #spellingbee tonight who's just as confused as all of us with some of these words

[David Sweeney @sween_machine]

I’m Team Simone now. #spellingbee

[Lizzmonade @Lizzmonade]

OMG Simone’s sister is the best cheerleader ever @ScrippsBee #spellingbee #sistergoals

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

So I met @jakeowen 5 years ago and he said let's get a drink when you're 21...I'll remind him tonight in Cohasset #startingearly #beachin #beachwhiskey

[Larry Fisherman @SamIncardoneJr]

Today marks the 1 year anniversary of Leo murdering Rocko.. Rocko may be gone but he will surely never be forgotten just as Leo will never be forgiven for his cold hearted demonic act of treason against a wonderful soul who was loved by all people and fish. RIP Rocko my guy forev

[Erika Glover 🎤 @ErikaJGlover]

No this isn’t the #NBAFinals18, it’s @ScrippsBee coverage at St. Bonaventure Catholic School! #Speller60 is 12-year-old Simone Kaplan. She’s a student here. We’ll have your #SpellingBee update this evening on @nbc6!

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

I think your bed kinda fucks with you..like it’s warm and inviting when you need to leave but it’s cold when you need to sleep??🤔

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

my chinese sociology teacher refers to 9/11 as 9-1-1

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

I'm just a wizard who wants to do magic

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

"You're not gonna do it tomorrow. Do it today." - Jake Kaplan. I'm back

[ZooMass @ZooMass]

RETWEET for our #SmokeShowofTheDay @amanda_ippolito if she gets the most RT's by noon tomorrow she wins $100!

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

@cronin_amanda hacked :(

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

@Maeveeee haha this was written by you? http://t.co/i1j67XqYsq

[Jake Kaplan @Kapelbon]

@Borty12 rofl this was written by you? http://t.co/i1j67XqYsq