Key

EVERYTHING BUT THE RAIN.

[Key @KapitanKey]

You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.

[Key @KapitanKey]

@noorrbit I do not blame you, you will succeed at finding someone if you haven’t it’s all good I’ve just seen 100 of the same worded posts within the past couple days so I was fed up. No ill will at you at all honestly.

[Key @KapitanKey]

My tl full of this bullshit I’m getting ass n tiddies back on the timeline fuck this man

[n @noorrbit]

are you guys scared of ending up alone

[Key @KapitanKey]

@mindless_motion It’s the truth but alas I have no motion so

[Key @KapitanKey]

“Smashing” was 1000x better than “cracked” tbh

[Key @KapitanKey]

@Brynsbeaver @flockakafka Right

[Key @KapitanKey]

I’ll tweet 100 times in an hour #INeverGAF

[Key @KapitanKey]

Sorry for tweeting so much, I’m trying to get a girlfriend

[Key @KapitanKey]

@beefdentist I’m putting you in a terrarium off rip you’ll be fat n happy digging through the soil

[Key @KapitanKey]

How it’s gon feel when one of these annoying as fuck tweets finally lands me a Latina

[Key @KapitanKey]

@Infinter2000 @AIicro Aloha is a great app for that very reason lol

[Key @KapitanKey]

Gonna go get monetized on pornhub

[Key @KapitanKey]

I mean like even a week is chill fr I ain’t doing nothing rn

[Key @KapitanKey]

My DMs are open if a beautiful woman of Spanish descent wants to waste my time for her own enjoyment

[Key @KapitanKey]

@Brynsbeaver I’d be mad too

[Key @KapitanKey]

I could not be famous dude like damn bruh let me do like one thing in peace

[dua-lipa.uk @DuaFansite]

Dua Lipa and Callum Turner on their honeymoon in Italy

[Key @KapitanKey]

Gets likes* I’m not fixing the typos dude

[Key @KapitanKey]

Funny but gets 0 likes on his tweets bf has every gooner under the sun in her dms and only her media gets like gf

[Key @KapitanKey]

@tidesnotreal Vinland saga

[Key @KapitanKey]

Never doing a sailor moon avi again #WeDoneWithThe90s

[Key @KapitanKey]

Self doubt will have you thinking you can’t do shit that you did just last week, kill the doubt go be great twin

[Key @KapitanKey]

@AIicro you’re gonna become worse I should have never said anything

[Key @KapitanKey]

@tidesnotreal Yeah that’s YOU! If the avi is what’s stopping me from getting followers then it’s a handicap I’ll happily have I have to change the mindset that those with this avi are all incels who hate women. I will never be one of them Thorfinn doesn’t stand for that.

[Key @KapitanKey]

@AIicro Don’t know about that one empress but I do what I can

[Key @KapitanKey]

@flockakafka There’s people who tweet 100x more than I do lmao I at least get a little likes with some of them it’s fun,m

[Key @KapitanKey]

@tidesnotreal #WeDoneWithThe90s no more sailor moon avi

[Key @KapitanKey]

@tidesnotreal You don’t even know who thorfinn is saying you’re not a fan? You don’t GET the implications!!! The point of the sailor moon avi was the juxtaposition between cute girl and extremely abhorrent tweets. Thorfinn is me at peace with the way life is going nothing matters but growth.