Brian Kaplan

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@anthraxp1mp If you don’t send me them…

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@Ayers4President @BarstoolBigCat https://t.co/HEj6V8O3W3

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@BarstoolBigCat https://t.co/HEj6V8O3W3

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp can you please stop having your drivers drive all across my lawn to get to my neighbors lawn. We use roads in this society

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@anthraxp1mp You would throw up milk after the bar. You deserved it

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@anthraxp1mp Weird way to say thanks

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@anthraxp1mp Here you go

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

Hey @Starbucks glad I woke up at 4 am to go to your store for the new bear cup to be told the only one they had an employee purchased. Sick system

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@TheClemReport Can you two be on a @DogWalkBarstool and do classic arcade games. Simpsons bowling, crazy taxi, Cruis’n USA etc @TheClemReport @RobbieBarstool

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

Hey @TheClemReport can I get a spooky swish?

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@CarlsBeef @buttholez69 @nottimelko https://t.co/yTwrYXlWmK may I be the one to argue this one

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@TheClemReport May I suggest the juggernaut

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@RobbieBarstool Brings up a great question; what movie would be good? And why is it the super Mario bros movie ? @TheClemReport would like your suggestion as well

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@JMil21 @TheClemReport

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@kswizzlein @anthraxp1mp A lesbian off broadway johnny depp

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@RobbieBarstool The upsides or suburbia I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing ?

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@kswizzlein Every single time you mention “ex” I only think Dillon and it makes it funnier every time because it’s always possible lol

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@kswizzlein Nah he’s just with @anthraxp1mp

[Brian Kaplan @KaplanBrian]

@anthraxp1mp Was one against @edenishh and the other against @yo_b_rad