David Kaplan

I tweet; therefore I am.

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@timoandres You’ve found the soloist for the new @chriscerrone Concerto for Hammer, Lattice, and 64 Nails with @sandboxperc @sopercussion or @ThirdCoastPerc

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@timoandres #goals

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@timoandres You live in The Land of Make-Believe?

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@chriscerrone My pedaling is sometimes criticized for not adequately conveying the aboutness of my obviously highly interesting UWS American secular Jewish middle class white straight male identity.

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@swollschleger @timoandres

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The deafening subito piano after the crescendo of expectation towards his 250th birthday season strikes me as the ultimate meta Beethovenian joke.

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@HellTweet @COmusicfestival Hot damn

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@chriscerrone Title built in: The End of History

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@doodlyroses Mozart boasted that the secret to his rubato was that one hand could play as if it “didn’t know what the other was doing.” So you are in good company ;) @timoandres

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@HellTweet The ground is a shelf after all!

[Elena Urioste @ElenaUrioste]

Can someone explain to me (again) why an audience member cannot attend a concert until their ticket payment has been received, but a performer in said concert can still be waiting on their fee weeks/months/years later…?

[Squarespace @squarespace]

Like & RT to vote for our 4th #MakeItAwards finalist @DecodaMusic, an organization that aims to create a more compassionate world through world-class performances, community projects, and training the next generation of musicians: https://t.co/3DLBYdEagn @nyknicks

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@timoandres You don’t approve of apostrophizing locales?

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@ElenaUrioste Shhhh don’t tell anyone, they’ve just been pulling everyone’s leg

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It seems to me that anyone seeking to create anything of lasting greatness should obviously do so on a napkin.

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@aucoincomposer @NewYorker “Wearing”stubble is my favorite thing to do with it, personally.

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@houghhough Tickets issued for “rushing”

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I’ll have you all know that the automatically generated text accompanying this link is (and I quote):
“omg best album ever:” https://t.co/5zm7B61dHx
Beautiful morceau by @elliotcole to be released July 12.

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@HellTweet But Haydn did apparently have a bottle of wine with lunch every day, so he probably has at least seven of the last words on intoxication.