Ben Kaplan

I never received my latest CPR certification card but in my eyes I am still certified. (he/him)

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Surely by now the Barenaked Ladies have bought all that stupid shit they sang about back in 1988

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Horses are like cars that get scared

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

My favorite part of the new Into the Woods cast recording is not having to listen to Rapunzel shriek every time I want to listen to Stay With Me

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

It’s @ringostarrmusic’s birthday peace and love ☮️❤️😎🤘🤩🤩☮️🆗 stream Octopus’ Garden peace and love ☮️❤️🍐💪🤔👁‍🗨🔜🫂

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Hey I want a @JohnMayer / @JamesTaylor_com collab ASAP

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

@thombj0rk @Natick_HS @learning_sure @SkillVings2 @mbtarka20 @muhamme81416037 @helenabrlg @kiley2022 @JeanStGeorge1 @jgk0803 @realjjglickman @larryc57 And effective!

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

@MsBurnsMusic

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@AlexCoh14751455 @vulfpeck I wouldn’t be mad if I did...

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Physically cannot stop listening to @vulfpeck

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

“I am once again asking for you to stop running by the pool” #berniesmittens #BernieSanders #BernieSandersMittens #Indoguration

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

@natickps Pog

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

I love America peace and love. 😍💝😎✌️🌟❤️☮️

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Petition for @NintendoAmerica to add @tonyhawk from the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater franchise to Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Yo anyone know what ever happened to net neutrality? Remember when that was the biggest thing we had to worry about?

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Hey @CollegeBoard, if all SAT scores end in a zero, why aren’t they scored out of 160? I think I also deserve a perfect 160 for that observation🧠🧠😎

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

@KyloWrench @ChesterCheetah @Fritolay wanna hire me into your marketing department? Hope this is what you had in mind @KyloWrench !

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Hey what if @billwurtz wrote the track music for the next Mario Kart game that would be neat.

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

I fkn love tambourine. Good morning.

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

Happy belated Ed Balls day everyone!

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Ben Kaplan @Kapples10]

@santiagomayer_