Christian Bockman

I am a 7ft, 217 pound black male who loves to play marco polo on horseback underwater while doing the chacha wearing nothing but socks and a sombrero.

[Christian Bockman @KaptianKrunk]

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Pretty accurate. https://t.co/jbeb1wtcMZ

[Christian Bockman @KaptianKrunk]

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RUSAFU - Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Thoughts, Quotes, and Sayings https://t.co/4DpkIuRplZ

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Is it just me or is Facebook Mobile perpetually broken on Android? So glitchy. Facebook, it's 2020, get your s*** together.

[Christian Bockman @KaptianKrunk]

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John Muir Quote https://t.co/SDeydzUk5G

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Happy Birthday to the most amazing girlfriend on the planet. It must be painful to be that perfect around us meer mortals, I don't know how you do it. I hope you have an awesome day beautiful filled with great food... https://t.co/2vpn7MR1xI

[Christian Bockman @KaptianKrunk]

Going through my memories, young me said some stuff that 2019 me would probably never say on Facebook. https://t.co/KIhSJjgV3q

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" Every single holiday expletive in a box" https://t.co/0YDACX1dXX

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Me trying to eat broccoli. https://t.co/o7dkQvc27A