AKHandlesIt

Hyper-Niche. Logistically-Obsessed. Dangerously-Accurate.

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@_James041 The gloves too.

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@Maryian96 Ilikua tuko TV ama? Time ya Lynn ngugi

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@Kerry0nan @Onorpik Juu Laikipia Airbase haiko Kakamega.
Common sense

[Eric @amerix]

We have really gone through a lot as a nation.

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@Kenyans They are selling our nation aki ya mungu.Who is this guy??

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@Afc_ArsenalX1 Kanu

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@SandraNabasirye 💯

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@AZ_Intel_ Kenyans 🇰🇪 we have wishes🤏🏾

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@Afcakiru @England @DownTheLine92 💯💯

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@England Eze/Rodgers hug and laughter tells you that Rodgers is coming to Arsenal

[Arsenal News @ArsenalNews_Hub]

🚨👑 | Patrick Vieira believes Arsenal could be on the verge of something special

The Arsenal legend revealed he spoke with Josh Kroenke during the club’s trophy parade and came away impressed by the ambition at the very top of the club 🔴⚪️

🗣️ “What I realised from his words is that Arsenal might become a team the world will be scared of.”

Vieira believes Kroenke is fully committed to delivering sustained success and building a dominant force in European football.

🗣️ “He is very committed to fighting for glory and dominance of that club.”

And in a warning to Arsenal’s rivals, Vieira added:

🗣️ “I am worried, teams might not be able to stop Arsenal.” 👀🔥

With Arsenal already Premier League champions, Champions League finalists, and actively strengthening the squad, the feeling around the club is that this could be the beginning rather than the end of their rise.

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@Wanjiru2027 Signs are seen early but majority ignore

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@StandardKenya Si yeye aende na hio ebola

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Saccos and KEPSA are opposing a KRA proposal that would allow the taxman to freeze bank accounts during ongoing tax disputes.

They warn it could hurt cash flow, disrupt operations, and make it harder for taxpayers to appeal fairly.

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@PFA @goal Raya

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BREAKING: The William Ruto govt is about to pull one of the most selfish financial tricks of his presidency.

A move designed not just to collect the Housing Levy.

But to make sure Kenyans keep paying it for years to come, and no other president in the near future removes it. (Securitization)

Here's the plan.

His government, according to NTV, plans to borrow about KSh150 billion from local and international banks.

The security?

YOUR future Housing Levy payments. So they want to go collect 150 billion and use future housing levy payments as security. (securitization)

This means that if the next government removes the housing levy, Kenya will default on the loan taken by the Ruto government.

Let that sink in.

The government gets KSh150 billion immediately this year.

The money is spent immediately.

But Kenyans remain trapped paying the levy for years afterwards.

This is not an accident.
This is the whole point.

Opposition leaders have repeatedly promised to abolish the Housing Levy.

So what does Ruto's government do?

It moves to tie the levy to a massive loan so that future governments will find it far harder to remove.

In short:

The cash stays with Ruto's administration; they get it and use it before elections.

The bill stays with Kenyans for years
The burden is pushed into the future.

And if the loan is backed by many years of future levy collections, millions of Kenyans could find themselves paying 20 yrs later for a decision long after this government is gone.

That is why this is so selfish.

I warned earlier this year that the new Ruto levies were not just about raising money.

They were about creating assets that could be used to secure more borrowing.

Now we are seeing exactly why.

The question every Kenyan should ask is this:

This is completely evil. We reject all attempts to securitize the Housing Levy.

[BIG BAD OGRE @BIGBADOGRE_]

HE OR SHE WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE.
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION is run by the elites who pour too much money into it.
The media is owned by the elites, they report is what they are told to say.
Our leaders are owned and ruled by greed.
Ebola in Kenya billionaires

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@AnythingArs_ Party Thomas was that but slow

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@ntvkenya Ama we are in hell already? huyu jamaa ni nani? mimi sielewi

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🚨 Shirt sales for Gabriel Magalhães increased by 350 per cent after his penalty miss against PSG in the #UCL final, becoming the top-selling name printed on Arsenal shirts over the weekend. At one point, sales of his shirt doubled those of any other shirt. 📈👕 [@gunnerblog]