Karate Tom

Just a man being a dude

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

I followed her/him (idk what they identify as) and had good convos for over a year. She said she was happy about being mature enough to forgive her father. I said that was a weird pat on the back and he/she blocked me. Blocking out things like that doesn't help one grow at all.

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@jessuvius No, only after sex

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

Between talking about hurting each other in the gym, and coaches talking about their opponents injuries..this has to be one of the most legitimately disrespectful lead ups to a fight I've ever seen. Absolute SHIT etiquette. #ufc270 #heavyweight

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@Xia_Land Give it to @luisjgomez so he can chew on it and jerk off

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@Ratspitt Just air and mental illness. If it works it works

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

Dana doesn't to give you that bag. The fighters at the top don't want to give you that bag. The fans don't want you to have that bag. Go start a family.

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Morning Report: Henry Cejudo says he would ‘drown’ Petr Yan but unwilling to come out of retirement without ‘that bag full of money’ https://t.co/5bPQkWOpKO

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

Ppl think this funny and that terrifies me.

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

If u fuck a mime girl she has to hold up a sign that says * macaroni noises * bc the mimussy is silent

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@AustinMalcom81 @ReggieBarbosa @MeganA_mma HHahahahahahababahahhahhabavab

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

Feet touch the floor with her knees bent while she sits on the highest stool. You buy her a drink and she stands up, TOWERING over you. You grab a stool and go to town on that gash. Your face gets sucked in...She's claimed another one. She grows 1 inch taller. Onto the next #MMA

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@yanezmma No need to apologize brother. And have more confidence. People fucking love you.

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@JonnGrey Ass* ...and me, leggo.

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@barstoolsports @RawrEWreckz

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@EastSideRydazzz @SimplytheBigHog

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@SinCity_Sarah Chop it

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

The nerve of this idiot. Showboating for even a second. I hate him.

[NFL @NFL]

ODELL'S FIRST PLAYOFF TD.

Rams on the board first. #RamsHouse #SuperWildCard

📺: #AZvsLAR on ABC/ESPN/ESPN2
📱: NFL app

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

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[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

OBJ was "so good" back I the day. Been playing for 30 years and JUST got his first playoff TD. SIT THE FUCK DOWN PPL HES TRASHBAGSSSSSS #NFL

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@IKEVF My stomach wasnt regular for months after I got clean. Taking a normal poop has become the best part of my day ngl

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@wholesome_mma SO FUCKING SICK!!!!!!

[Karate Tom @KaratekaThomas]

@blurry_derp @ThomasCP_NFL I've never been round sum1 luckier enmy life