Kara Torrisi

legally cannot read

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

the worst part about twitter is knowing that one of your tweets could have gone viral if more people liked you

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

why is there literally nothing more devastating than getting rejected by someone you went on two dates with??

[໊ @user0000O0]

what hobby should i find to prevent a thought from happening

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

@tylerhmead @fakedansavage if by woke way you mean drawing attention to their ability to center themselves in every form of oppression im ok with that

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

@kharis_micheal apple cider

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

@ahdebee ur mom

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

I’ve never been able to describe my sexuality until this tweet

[Erisha @ErishaAnn]

I love it when a man usually doesn’t wear glasses but then once in awhile he does

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

some people see baby clothes and they go “aww makes me want one” I see baby clothes and I go “I’m one intermittent fast away”

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

crazy to think you’re only one accidental suicide joke to your therapist away from being institutionalized

[mdw @m__d__w]

Going Brooklyn Sober for September (no drugs or alcohol unless someone else bought them)

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

reverse airbud where a boy must try out for the all dog basketball team

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

Fine I’ll bite. I miss calling the president Joe.

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

90% of being gay is doing bits that you’re straight

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Starships were meant to fly

[GL @gldivittorio]

As a cherry on top we get to hear Trump pronounce Mamdani

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

The people on Love Island have no clue we just bombed Iran

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

@jlinitz SAME

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

@dykegardens So does Sabrina carpenter

[Kara Torrisi @KaraTorr]

Carter VII could save this country

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as i am