Kareem Hassanien

A cynical optimist

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@mattstasoff That’s an everyday occurrence for the legend that is Matt Stasoff tho right

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@RMBee Great use of your tax dollars. Seems trivial and petty sure but what Americans don’t seem to price in is that the silliness has a cost. Gulf of Mexico has costs over 1 billion between private and public. Sorry about kids lunches and health care tho.

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

Hey #America why are you ok with using your tax dollars to change signs/maps for a tantrum but not kids lunches or health care? Asking for a former friend living on Lake Ontario.

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@mattstasoff @MaxFromQuebec @CineplexMovies Me 3. Ended up with Tuesday but not in 70mm

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

Really killing the vibe of this @dunemovie soundtrack blaring now Cineplex

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@CineplexMovies The worst part was when it looks like you secure two seats and then purchasing the app randomly logs you out after refreshing for 30 mins only to get then be sold out. #dune3 @dunemovie

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@CineplexMovies seems crashed out. Can’t log in at all. So much for the 70mm Monday #Dune3

[ESPN @espn]

Happy to see Odysseus made it back to his wife in time for the World Cup final 🍿

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

Facing this directly at the US President was a bold move but he’s probably at the salad bar. #fifa #worldcuphalftimeshow

[Variety @Variety]

Best Horror of 2026 So Far: "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple"

A heady, heartfelt spin on zombie movies, Nia DaCosta helms this fourth chapter in the series, which dodges nearly every expectation.

https://t.co/0UAljOHLtr

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

Talking about Nolan's Casio TV and THE ODYSSEY with Matt Damon and Anne Hathaway.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Arash Madani @ArashMadani]

I don't care where you stand politically. This is leadership exemplified. What messages to share with a national team after all that unfolded yesterday on the world stage.

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@imPatrickT Happy birthday fella. Doing huge things. Really appreciate your work

[SonicSoup! the Band the Show @SonicSoup1]

happy #StarWars day to matt specifically

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@Rick_Devens You single handedly saved the producers on this twist. If anyone else did it or it flipped the other way the whole twist is a bust.
MADE FOR DEVENS (and always here for it.)

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

If there are even Sony Discman level headphones in these I’d never take them off.

[preternia @preterniadotcom]

Hasbro Marvel Legends X-Men '97 Cyclops Premium Roleplay Visor. Preorders go up on May 6th at 1 PM EST, general release.

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@TheWrap

[makena @marrymegarfield]

the budget of this movie was 3 pennies and a piece of string

[Kareem Hassanien @KareemIsContent]

@imPatrickT @flodyssey