Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon

NYC songwriter & nightlife scenester
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Hot from a social distance
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He/him... they/them in drag

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

Break up with him.

It's gonna happen anyway. Why not today!

(Statistically speaking, I'm right. And if not, I'll gladly buy you a wedding gift.)

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

@thefreddiecosmo I've heard

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

@thefreddiecosmo To be fair, babies are delicious

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

Hey, @Grubhub! Can I be refunded for my order that's 90 min late? My plans have changed. Please advise.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

This shit got me almost kicked off Facebook, so LIKE IT, YALL 😂😢

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

I'm so excited to reunite with @HansBerlinxxx this Sun! He's mostly excited for @REBARChelsea pizza 🤷🏾‍♀️

Throwbacks dance party (80s-00s) 8pm-late! $5 entry.

[yeehawtwink @yeehawtwink1]

Who am I going to see out Sunday night for @KareemMcJagger presents Dance Down at @REBARChelsea ??? I’ll be guest hosting for my fiancé @BobbyLaSalle ‘s birthday from 8 to late! With Hans Berlin dancing and keeping the party going all night.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

What she wore for the last Dance Down. Come by the next one, (Sunday, 7/23 at @rebarchelsea), and I'll fill you in on my Cedar Point/Dollywood trip 🎢

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

@PATHTrain I just saw smoke filling the station around midnight as we stopped and left.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

Anybody know why there's smoke in the Xtopher St @PATHTrain station? #nyc #pathtrain

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

It's a throwbacks dance party this Sun at @REBARChelsea. 80s-00s hits 8pm til we have to kick you out.

Pop-up performances, pop-up drink specials, and a crowd that gets it 🎉

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

Clear, conscience, conscious communication here.

Tell me at Dance Down at @REBARChelsea this Sunday whether or not you agree

[🪳🕷️ The Korpse 🕷️🪳 @kornbreadTMFS]

@HeidiNCloset Dick vs cock

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

@kornbreadTMFS @HeidiNCloset Clear, conscience, conscious communication here.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

How it's going
vs.
How it started

This one hurt a little.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

And don't take 📸s of people without permission.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

I woke up "early" to enjoy the sun at the Hoboken Waterfront today, and the only other people on The Pier were a Black couple with a very involved lunch setup

We're talking matching blanket & parasol, lace half teepee for added shade/privacy, small wicker table, picnic basket...

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

They approached and greeted the Original Couple. Then said Original Couple leaves with NOTHING! New Couple packed up everything and wheeled it off.

I don't know what the next step for the Original Couple was, but the moral of the story is DELEGATE.

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

That thing where you're checking out a guy on the street, and right when he sees you looking, you realize he's pi$$ing 😬😬

[Fave🍦/Colonizer: Napoleon @KareemMcJagger]

Pls let me know if you DON'T want me to comment on the work you've had done.

I love it when people comment on my expensive shit... depending on the energy...