Courage

SPOKEN WORD || CITYZEN (KDB #17) || EMIN3M || GAME (FIFA⚽️) ||

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Two women greeting: “Hiiii omg wassupp”

Men:

[Tino @Tinotendamak14]

“As a man”

Bye

[Pee🥀 @Aunty_vaSky]

hakunawo mukando wema relationship here 😒

[𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃🧃 @dfwcentt]

When I finally crack an albino baddie

[Awoshia @parteyjnr222]

👧: I will be your girlfriend….. but no sex until we marry.

Me:

[naiive @naiivememe]

We used to be slow internet enjoyers

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Me at my wedding thinking why couldn't my ex just act right

[Dj Sharks @DeejaySharks_]

Never gets old

[UG MAN 𝕩 @TherealUGman]

Nobody:

Me: after tasting love for the first time 😩

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

when i come from work and see my son watching football tactics on youtube instead of doing some stupid maths homework

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

What if I’m actually attractive, and girls think I’m out of their league?

[🌸𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂🌸 @being_melissssa]

It’s giving Daniel, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.

[Mechanic🛠️ @biigjay20]

My babe catch me Dey cheat