Karie Melburne

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you couldn't do.

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I get sad. I get insecure. I get jealous. I get lonely. I overreact. I make mistakes. But I promise I will always give you my best.

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Today: single Tomorrow: single next week: single Next year: single Next life: single

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Plot twist: One Direction releases a song about Taylor Swift.

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When a girl says "have fun" to a boy, It usually means: "Have a fucking horrible time."

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Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

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Goals for the next two months: Get skinny and get tanned.

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I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored.

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Touch my food, suffer the consequences.

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The problem with some people is that they're still breathing

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Words I use in every sentence: no, stop, dude, literally, like, seriously, fuck.

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I love it when someone you miss

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#ThingsGirlsLike Channing Tatum.

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Dying to know, scared to find out.

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"Hey, it's been forever, let's chill!" "No, it's been forever for a reason."

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Police: "Open up!!!" ... Me: "not with that attitude."

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Yoga pants> other pants

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too lazy for school tomorrow

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*why go to school when i can light myself on fire and feel the same way*

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Shut up bitch. Your legs are like Taylor Swift's song... They're never getting back together.