Kari Paine

Eating is my passion.

[Autostraddle @autostraddle]

Congrats to Kate Freeman, Jeopardy’s first trans winner, hereby crowned Queen of the Lesbian Nerds! https://t.co/3fCYLt3cXv

[Detroit Griot @JustCallmeBHunt]

Wow!

[Steve Neavling @MCmuckraker]

Protesters and a line of Detroit cops in riot gear are facing off in Gratiot near the city airport in Detroit. Protesters are peaceful but they’re violating the 8 pm curfew.

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

@UMichFlywheel IS IT TRUE? A Megan Gordon layout??!?!

[Flywheel Ultimate @UMichFlywheel]

Our coach Kari: *wears a cute pair of pants to practice one night*

Us: Kari!! Just curious, where did you get your pants?

[two weeks later]

#thankskari #sisterhoodofthetravelingpants

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

Y’all the harpy eagle is a REAL BIRD

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

@grace_c_3 @FeverUltimate Wow Shower must HATE this

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

off szn’s greatest hits:
- postponing cleat shopping another 6 months
- rehabbing injuries as an excuse to never exercise
- talking about actually retiring even tho I know u know I know we’ll all come back for another season

[Autonomous Ultimate @autonomousulti]

Kari P gets a layout (wowwwww) and then they score and then they score again 10-1

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

Working from home is great until you realize you were on an important video call and forgot to move your stuffed animal you still sleep with

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

@bryntulip @SinTheFields It is actually called Ye Olde Select Flite Faire this year

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

Alright, flywheel alums. One of us has to take one for the team and move to Rockford. We’ve paid enough in hotel costs over the yrs to cover your mortgage. Nose goes

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

@Eden_Eats Paine: CAN DO

[Rival Ultimate @RivalUltimate]

LIMITED TIME OFFER: a free look into the premium playlist
https://t.co/kKHbGq4Yt4

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

@ajensen002 Hey I think we need to talk. Am I just your side piece? Does this marriage mean nothing to you? I’m taking the kids and leaving

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

WOW possibly the most under-appreciated, pleasantly jazzy album of all times: The Sims Original Soundtrack!! Give it a listen on Spotify and tell me I'm wrong https://t.co/rF3pmJSfnK

[Flywheel Ultimate @UMichFlywheel]

doesn't get more fly than alumnae, GL '19 COTY, and Flywheel seal tanks during golden hour

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

As a wedding photographer, the only thing worse than hearing the cha cha slide come on is realizing they’re playing the 8 min extended version #weddingszn

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

The @UMichFlywheel network is the best part of this program! Endless thanks to @lhenkin and others who kindly hosted us over the years.

[Kari Paine @KariPaine]

Wellp, I didn’t think my first @Ultiworld shoutout would be for my photography skills, but I’ll take it https://t.co/nKV1ANO3e7