Karissa J

Literally always tired, but doing my best.

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@NYCTSubway If you really must make a thing of someone nodding off on the train, surely the department of homeless services is equipped to evaluate the situation (a literal sleeping person) without NYPD?

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

CAST JENNIFER COOLIDGE AS JAMES BOND YOU COWARDS https://t.co/k2bv953oAy

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@ladyheronstairs Season 1 vs. season 2 tbh

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@sitstaybegg Did he perform in this? The plaid skirt? I’ve only ever seen this one pic of it and I’m curious what the context is!

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@ImStumphed1984 @MCRofficial It’s a myth, they don’t actually have a worst album

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@vacanthalos Thank you v much!

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@vacanthalos Where can I find the rest of this? Thanks!

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

“Still punk tho” I whisper to myself as I pack lidocaine (heated adhesive patch) and lidocaine (roll-on, backup) for the music festival

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@heartstopperwlw

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

#ArmyOfTheDead is my #OscarsFanFavorite pick because #hotTig gives me life, that is all

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@JeopardyGuesser kitty hawk! My partners guess: Edgar Allan Poe. #BlindGuess #Jeopardy

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@hankgreen That’s folf and what on earth does anyone else call it

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@PatrickStump @petewentz My friend Kirsie (KUR-see) is a lifelong fan & says that IOH saved her life in middle school! We are taking her to the show on Monday in Seattle for her birthday! It would be absolutely incredible if you gave her a birthday shout out! (RT for Kirsie!)

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

“Legalizing weed will destabilize the weed market” says your weed guy

[CNBC @CNBC]

UnitedHealth CEO warns Sanders', AOC's 'Medicare for All' plans would 'destabilize' US health system https://t.co/gF2qdsdJG4

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

I tweet once every 2 year and I'm using this one to complain about how ding dang jarring and awkward Mehmet Oz is as a @Jeopardy host

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

With all due respect to my Republican colleagues, a $2k direct payment for individuals and families who are struggling is not socialism.

In my view it is necessary in the times in which we live.

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

@JohnCleese Melania is certainly complicit in her husbands crimes but let’s drag her for that, not for a perfectly valid occupation. Putting down Melania for being a model puts down other models with her. PS - Dr. Biden’s degree is Ed.D.! :) still defended a doctoral thesis, still a doctor.

[Karissa J @KarissaKoala]

YES the Geneva Convention is for wartime only. Great job, you are correct. Why is it ok then, to use these tactics on peaceful American citizens?

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

thread of police violating the Geneva convention