karissa

she/her // @ecjrn alumni // as seen in: @afterbuzztv, @BostonGlobe, @GameRant

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

my second byline in @BostonGlobe for @BostonGlobeMag’s College Edition is out!! check it out :) #college #mentalhealth
https://t.co/8dPjWlyfnX

[Retney @retneysholocron]

This means that you will never own this game.
You can pay $100 for a license to it, and it will show up in your game library, but you don’t own it. If your PS, XBOX, or Steam account gets banned, hacked, or deleted, your game is gone, like all digital games.

BUY PHYSICAL MEDIA

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

me calling any company in 2025 begging the AI support bot to connect me to a human

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

First substack is live where I talk about Nathan Fielder and #TheRehearsal season 2 finale

https://t.co/xTU8WdcdLR

[📎 @mikesnosense]

im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

I gotta say it’s getting a bit disappointing that movie trailers have to essentially reveal the whole plot to movies now. Would’ve been really cool to not know Sophie Thatcher was a robot in Companion and would’ve been great to not know Sinners had anything to do with vampires.

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

where’s the 10 minute version king @KAYTRANADA

https://t.co/yh8TRWbhI5

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

intuition is knowing when and what adlibs 21 Savage is going to use

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

all the degrassi clips on my timeline is like heaven

[average jo @thatgirljo_]

Me clicking on and watching every single degrassi clip I see on this app as if I haven’t watched every episode 10+ times as a child.

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

convincing all my coworkers to get AMC A-list like it’s my job @AMCTheatres sponsor me

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone 😭

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

@mg_purser i’ve literally been looking for a job for months and only got something freelance a month ago…it’s absolutely awful out here

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

@rielfication @natephaen

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

need to see challengers now

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

furthermore, how was interstellar not nominated

[karissa @KarissaSchaefer]

still can’t believe oppenheimer was chris nolan’s first major best director win

[feral @ncrmalpeople]

one of the best supporting actor performances from this season my gosh how is he not in the conversation at all he was extraordinary