Coworkers: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat.
Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?!
My Cat:
I've recently discovered false eyelashes, which make me feel like a fabulous drag queen. So I decided to wear them at a party. Turn up and all the women are wearing very natural makeup, if any. So now my eyes feel...overdressed? Is this a thing?
My local nail technician, a gay single man, is co-parenting a baby with his friend, a straight single woman, and it's really the most precious thing I've ever witnessed. 💖