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Joe Scarborough against the world https://t.co/6erNvwKVai via @CNNMoney Sounds like Joe is making excuses for he and Mika!

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Joe Scarborough against the world https://t.co/6erNvwKVai via @CNNMoney Let Willie continue with the show ... guests can talk

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I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well http://t.co/dRdOg56ulE

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http://t.co/96YwoCoi4u Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo.

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In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami http://t.co/UU9Jm8JUzZ

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http://t.co/uDTPoWAjmw If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking or cursing, it involves less of me.

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If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person. http://t.co/LFge8s7A8U

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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass? http://t.co/lBsYvECgHg

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I don't know if koala bears are cute or ugly. Its like, get a nose job and then we'll talk. http://t.co/f6BSyuMZuH

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I identified a body yesterday. "That's a body!" I said. http://t.co/UkCmho7S0Z

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http://t.co/IsMtTOm0oH Cops: "Please step out of the car" Me: "I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."

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Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. http://t.co/rzSCST606H

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http://t.co/EMPgbHCBNI If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?

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Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway. http://t.co/OQ1dHoIz26

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http://t.co/so6LUB3oW2 FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell "FIRE!"

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http://t.co/cmUE2pGLwA The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly.

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http://t.co/c6NCKuNiYi For a guy who's obsessed with public safety, I think Batman drives a little too fast sometimes.

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I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy. http://t.co/MtOh6MLbld

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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself. http://t.co/9oi2OnwHfd

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What do wolves even want from the moon? http://t.co/IPV6ic5zvA