NitroColdplayBrew

if I die turn my tweets into a book. 🇲🇽

[full chaos gremlim @mariagamesa]

Frases mexicanotas que me encantan:

"ya te habías tardado".

El reconocimiento general de que eres tan pendejo, que nada más estábamos esperando a ver a qué hora salías con tu chingadera.

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

Las nuevas moms de estos tiempos quieren justificarse por toooooodoooooo

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

If God wrecks your plans it’s because your plans could’ve wrecked you

[🧚🏻‍♀️🇲🇽🫧💕 @courtsidemenace]

I am soooooo impressed with Mexico after seeing England make France their bitch

Oh my gods

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

*deeeeeep sigh*

[vany @ohnimrec]

no entiendo porque a los hombres les cuesta tanto creer que nos parece atractivo memo ochoa cuando el cabrón se ve así

[Aldo Rendon Updates @grossellaaa]

Estás si son bodas de CABRONAS!

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

You can be anything but not everything

[✧ @cessonmute]

Megan Fox is a clear example for every girl who catches her boyfriend doing something inappropriate. She ended her five year relationship with MGK after finding what she said was "devastating material" on his phone. We don't need all the details to get the picture... He had Megan freakin' Fox... and yes, he still fumbled. So if a man like that can lose a woman like her, please don't think you need to keep giving second chances to someone who's showing you who he is. Choose yourself.

[M.🐦‍🔥 @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

jajajaja Yo

[val ⋆˙⟡ﾟ☾ @xyourgirl_val]

q mexico gane el mundial si ese wey no es para mí

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

JAJAJAJAJ este video me sacó de la depresión temporal que estaba teniendo

[Wicho Olea @tixwilx1916]

AJAJAJAJA PINCHE FINAL INESPERADO PTM JAJAJA

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

It doesn’t ever get really easy does it?😭😭😭

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

Why is it always lonely always always always

[Ananya @ananyeahplsno]

Fav obsession review

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

Si es.

[xana @xanaofficial_]

“you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling” is probs the best lyric ever written if u think abt it

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

Al final la procesión va por dentro ✨

[NitroColdplayBrew @KarlaP9]

*deep sigh*