Karlee Micek

[Karlee Micek @KarleeMicek]

really just wanted to see what the celebs are tweeting

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I’m leaving lol in 2019... I’m never actually laughing out loud I’m normally smirking quietly... sq sq sq sq 😏

[KB @kbnoswag]

My girlfriend was in a horrid mood because someone stole her brand new $2,799 MacBook Pro so I bought her chick-fil-a waffle fries with the money I made from pawning it and let her touch my dick/balls & now she’s good as new. That’s all it takes fellas

[Ali Gatie @aligatie]

I wonder if you think of me ..

[Anj @anj3llyfish]

me getting back in bed after hitting snooze for the fifth time

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Redamancy:

The act of loving the one who loves you; a love fully returned.

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

i’m going to make myself a chart like parents do for kids except i get gold stars for things like “not pressing snooze 5 times” “didn’t get mcdonald’s on the way home from work” “drank 64oz of water” then i add up all my stickers for the week and that’s how many whiteclaws i get

[Minneapolis Police @MinneapolisPD]

We’re asking for your help in locating a missing child. Full release: https://t.co/j5twDYLNlY

[Vex King @VexKing]

Life-changing perspective:

"Don't worry about people God has removed from your life. He heard conversations you didn't, saw things you couldn't, and made moves you wouldn't."

[sarah @heavenbrat]

sending my love to all my soft babies out there, take extra care of ur heart these days and remember to give back urself the same love ur givin to others

[kemi @kemimarie]

Everytime I pick up my phone I see an angel number. 222, 333, 444, 555 .

[alecbenjamin @AlecBenjamin]

don’t tell me that it’s over .. the book of you & i .. :/

[222 @_Cherme]

someone said: “the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility”
WOAH... just wow