Karleen Stevenson

If you can't handle me at my worst .. Then you don't deserve me at my best

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@Tesco @tayloronfire85 Craig I can confirm security details if required with you. He's right it's shocking how long this has took. Weeks!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@keri_henderson is this a virus rhat u sent me lol ?

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

In the mood to get absolutely shit faced, then wake up and not remb a thing!!!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

Lasted a day without my facebook and I must say I'm struggling :s why!!!??? Ill never know but its took over my life!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@JudeH84 awww lol .. It did tho it left me cuz I'm not as gd as I was before x

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@JudeH84 thanks hun .. Still a bit rough but ill get better lol x

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

15 minute sketch after not doing it for 10 year .. That's pretty gd if I say so!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

"@FUN: An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Study suggests it can add up to eight years to your life." ill be alive till I'm 140 then!?

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@RylanClark awww your every girls dream best friend .. How cute r you!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@LCussick pitty I couldn't re-direct it lol send u the fuker bak

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@LCussick seriously!! Lol U want to get that phone seen too.. 4 DM's all with that virus link! No funny

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@AdamAOfficial when are you coming back to Scotland!?! We miss youuuu...

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

"@SimonCowell: Thank you to all my followers. Now over six million. Now I have to be interesting." ...No your actually really boring! Haha

[Phillip Schofield @Schofe]

Not sure how long our roof is going to stay on! Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more!!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

Some people love themselves far too much!! Babe #takeiteasy ur not gonna get anywhere being stuck up ur own ass! "I'm miss perfect" #EHOK!

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Vaginas are about context, I love them but If one ran into my room on its own I'd hit it with a broom.

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

@Louis_Tomlinson @MarinaDoyleX is stalking ur ass!! Beware ha ha oh dear!!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

spending my friday night listening to @AdamAofficial #dogeatdog!!

[Karleen Stevenson @Karleen88]

I want my very own meerkat #Sergei #TopPet